Posted August 25, 2007 Top 5... Zapp Quotes 1. Stop exploding, you cowards! 2. If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate. 3. Yes, comets, the icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might just get something of a gravityboost...or something. 4. Scissors cuts paper... and rock crushes scissors... but Paper smothers rock!!! Kiff, we have a conumdrum 5. The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in. Zapp Quotes #2 1. You win again, gravity! 2. In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces. 3. I like your style, Fry - you remind me of a young me, not much younger mind you, perhaps even a couple years older. 4. Wow, one day a man has everything...,then the following day he blows up a $40 billion space station, and the next day he has nothing. It really makes you think 5. Guess I'll have to sleep myself to the top. Kif, wake me when I'm there Zapp Quotes #3 1. I am the man with no name…Zapp Brannigan, at your service. 2. Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it. 3. ...And like all my plans, it's so simple an idiot could have devised it! 4. You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down. 5. Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! FireFly Chinese Quotes 1. wuh duh ma huh ta duh fung-kwong duh wai-shung doh (holy mother of god and all her wacky nephews) 2. ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng (frog-humping sonofabitch) 3. da-shiong bao-jah-shr duh la doo-tze (the explosive diarrhea of an elephant) 4. hwoon dahn (bastard) 5. WUOshang mayer, maysheen, BYEN shr-to (I will close my ears and my heart and I will be a stone.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 25, 2007 Top 5 Zelda Games: 1.Zelda: MM 2.Zelda: TP 3.Zelda: WW 4.Zelda: LTTP 5.Zelda:OOT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 25, 2007 top 5 360 games ive played (so far) 1. Bioshock 2. Colin Mccrae DiRT 3. Gears of war 4. Test Drive Unlimited 5. Kameo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 25, 2007 Top 5 hilarious pictures hosted on my photobucket acount. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 25, 2007 Top 5 LFO in terms of physical appearance. 5: typeR808 4: typeR606 3: typeR909 2: typetheEND 1: typeZERO Letty you bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 25, 2007 The important one...TOP 5 bebs. 1. Angelina Jolie 2. Jessica Biel 3. Silvia Saint 4. Megan Fox 5. Christina Aguilera. Non pregnant version. Top 5 Current/Very recent Comic Books 1. Invincible 2. Ultimate Spider-Man 3. Young Avengers 4. Ultimates 5. The Initiative (Avengers) Top 5 Graphic novels, non comic book fans should BUY. 1. Invincible 2. Ultimates 3. Ultimate Spider-Man 4. Walking Dead 5. Astonishing X-Men Top 5 Recent Comedy Films 1. Anchorman 2. Superbad (Havnt seen it...but soooo blatent) 3. 40 Year Old Virign 4. Knocked Up 5. Blades of Glory Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 25, 2007 Top 5 Comedy Stand-ups 1 - Lee Evens 2 - Jasper Carrott 3 - Peter Kay 4 - Tim Allen 5 - Freddy Starr Objection! Er...where the hell is Eddie Murphy? Bill Hicks? Richard Pryor? Jesus Christ Man, this list is like a who's who of the least funny people on the planet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 25, 2007 What about Chris Rock? He's awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2007 2. Lol thats better than my attempt: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2007 Who's that? I'll give you a clue: Letty you bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2007 I'll give you a clue: Oh thanks Harribo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2007 Objection! Er...where the hell is Eddie Murphy? Bill Hicks? Richard Pryor? Jesus Christ Man, this list is like a who's who of the least funny people on the planet. OFT. Personally I'd have Ross Noble on that list. Not so funny on DVD, absolutely hilarious improvisation live. Robin Williams on Broadway probably would be in there too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2007 Lol thats better than my attempt: I made that picture actually. It was used as my myspace picture once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2007 top five black people 1.will smith 2. samuel l (motherfucking) jackson 3. martin luther king 4. muhamed ali 5. wesley snipes (as blade) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2007 4. Awesome, 3rd tere tfw with the KING OF MEN. MEIK85 FTW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2007 Top 5 letters: 1-t 2-h 3-k 4-w 5-x Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2007 Top 5 films (no order) Apocalypse Now One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Lord of the Rings Trilogy (if you use glue its one super long film) Oldboy The Godfather Top 5 Videogames (no order) Half Life 2 Zelda: The Wind Waker Yoshi's Island Resident Evil 4 Bioshock Top Five Men of Win and Champion Nick Frost Ross Noble Jim Carrey Nick Frost Ross Noble Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2007 Lord of the Rings Trilogy (if you use glue its one super long film) The extended version is better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2007 top five black people 1.will smith 2. samuel l (motherfucking) jackson 3. martin luther king 4. muhamed ali 5. wesley snipes (as blade) Erm.. Why are you judging them based on skin colour? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2007 He's not ranking them in order of "blackness" he's just stating his favorite black men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2007 Erm.. Why are you judging them based on skin colour? For god sake, stop looking for prejudice where there is none. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2007 My top five crazes which got banned from my primary school: 1. Pokemon Cards 2. YoYo's 3. Crazy Bones 4. Finger Skate boards 5. Gel Pens Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2007 Top 5 Favourite Garbage songs: 1. Why Do You Love Me 2. Cherry Lips 3. World Is Not Enough 4. Metal Heart 5. Androgyny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2007 My top five crazes which got banned from my primary school: 1. Pokemon Cards 2. YoYo's 3. Crazy Bones 4. Finger Skate boards 5. Gel Pens Thats a good one. Gel Pens? All the others I can rationalise sort of but how could Gel Pens be banned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
