Sexuality Thread

[Dan_Dare]

haha that video is excellent.

[nightwolf]

 

haha! *hi-fives*

[Guest bluey]

haha! *hi-fives*

*swish!*

so so true...

although i'm not so fussed about the last thing she complains about...

my moisturizer costs £3.99, ne... sex is messy, girl!

 

hehehh...

[nightwolf]

haha, yes I have to agree! Although mine's a number 7 one so abit more expensive, but it's a one off!

 

I like what he says! made me lol for a while.

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

Hilarious! The look on that poor, frightened guy's face.

 

About the "gay recrutiment" ads, they did offend me a little, but only until I saw the hard-pounding sarcasm.

[ReZourceman]

Hahhaha! Rather amazing video.

 

I like to think I am a man with a plan.....but then in the video all guys think they're amazing and aren't soooo....

[nightwolf]

Hahhaha! Rather amazing video.

 

I like to think I am a man with a plan.....but then in the video all guys think they're amazing and aren't soooo....

 

It's pretty much a fact that alot of guys have no idea what to do when it comes to oral sex. I'm going to be bold and say that alot of females I know never had any inkling of what a blow job actually meant and took it way too literally.

 

Thank god I had common sense

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

"Practice makes perfect" is all I can say.

[Guest Jordan]

I'm faaairly sure i know Letty well down there, she never seems to complain anyway and always seems to have a good time. Plus i can make her finish very quickly.

 

She ran out of the room and went "urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" when i started typing mind.

[nightwolf]

I'm faaairly sure i know Letty well down there, she never seems to complain anyway and always seems to have a good time. Plus i can make her finish very quickly.

 

She ran out of the room and went "urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" when i started typing mind.

 

 

haha you remind me of a person on another forum, who was slightly open (no pun intended!) with their relationship! I'm not saying it's a bad thing, it's just something I was reminded of.

[Chris the great]

oral sex is like a job interview. one slip of the tounge and your in the shit.

 

 

joking asside, oral sex pretty much comes down to knowing what works for your partner, and were they like to be stimulated.

[ReZourceman]

joking asside, oral sex pretty much comes down to knowing what works for your partner, and were they like to be stimulated.

 

My left nostril. Thanks for asking.

[Falcon_BlizZACK]

 

Thats all I need. Thanks hitsquad!

 

"I can feel it coming in the air tonight... Oh Lord"

[Guest bluey]

I'm faaairly sure i know Letty well down there, she never seems to complain anyway and always seems to have a good time. Plus i can make her finish very quickly.

 

She ran out of the room and went "urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" when i started typing mind.

i'd probably do the same..

but i'm very aware that jamba has no internets right now so... BUAHAHA!

 

i guess guys kinda have the short end of the stick when it comes to oral sex ~ women can't reeeally go too wrong when they go down on a guy (though they can work on going VERY right ^^) but you guys need to find those specific areas where it feels good or you're just.... bombing indiscriminately.

like everyone says: it's different depending on the girl ~ you have to work out what feels good from the way your partner reacts .. so take it slowly at first and pay attention to subtle reactions to things; changes in pace, pressure etc.. but i guess if you still have no idea just go for the clit kinda default, but hey... it works!

[RoadKill]

i guess guys kinda have the short end of the stick when it comes to oral sex ~ women can't reeeally go too wrong when they go down on a guy (though they can work on going VERY right ^^)

 

teeth.. big cocks..

 

choking? deepthroat is hot :P

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

choking? deepthroat is hot :P

Ew, I never got why people find that attractive. A girl almost puking on your penis?

[Chris the great]

but you guys need to find those specific areas where it feels good or you're just.... bombing indiscriminately.

like everyone says: it's different depending on the girl ~ you have to work out what feels good from the way your partner reacts .. so take it slowly at first and pay attention to subtle reactions to things; changes in pace, pressure etc.. but i guess if you still have no idea just go for the clit kinda default, but hey... it works!

 

love the bombing indiscriminatly analogy, and kudos for including oral sex 101, its supprising how little though some guys give it

 

Ew, I never got why people find that attractive. A girl almost puking on your penis?

 

seen a photo of it being taken too far. the action shot is fantastic. i thought nothing had less dignity then an erect penis, then i saw one being engulfed by puke.

 

house mate was not happy with new background.

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

seen a photo of it being taken too far. the action shot is fantastic. i thought nothing had less dignity then an erect penis, then i saw one being engulfed by puke.

 

house mate was not happy with new background.

 

*shudder* I just don't get it.

[Dan_Dare]

Me neither. It's quite possibly one of the least erotic things I can name (that are supposed to be erotic)

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

Me neither. It's quite possibly one of the least erotic things I can name (that are supposed to be erotic)

I can think of a few others that can compete ...

 

(I seem to be using that emoticon a lot ...)

[Dan_Dare]

OK, yeah. me too. Hyperbole.

 

but yeah lets call the line at conventional hardcore- DT scenes always just come across as rank- that mic amped gagging is just nasty

[ReZourceman]

I wouldn't particularly massively enjoy it if it happened to me, but theres nothing wrong with it in porn. For porn the filthier the better, for me personally.

 

(Obviously, with its limits)

[Dan_Dare]

hmm.

Personally, I'm going to enjoy it more if it's closer to an illusion of mutual pleasure. I know it's all fake an so on but it's more of a turn on if it at least looks and (almost more importantly) sounds like those involved, particularly the women, are having a good time. Some poor lass looking like she's about to cry and vomit were it not for the pain killers isn't exactly my idea of a turn on.

[Chris the great]

Some poor lass looking like she's about to cry and vomit were it not for the pain killers isn't exactly my idea of a turn on.

 

 

i could come up with a psychological explanation as to why this appeals to some men, but alas, im to busy watching porno bloopers.

[Dan_Dare]

a fitting passtime. Those are hilarious.