Posted December 17, 2008 I just let it fall naturally. I don't really go into the whole feng shui of penis arrangements. *Wonders in and quickly leaves the thread* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 17, 2008 So it falls down a leg? If you really must know yes it is currently hanging down the right leg. Sometimes it kinda goes off kilter to the side but as I say, I just let it fall naturally. Back to purchases eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 17, 2008 Anyone want to know about my penis' current standings? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 17, 2008 I actually spat when I read Rez's post. Attractive I know, but I laughed so hard. Anyway, dear god Evil! You do realise they aren't SKIN tight around the crotch? Right? There is space for stuff to be, it's not like they're for people without a knob. Wear some, you might be suprised. Also, to clarify, the jeans in that pic do looks extremely tight. The ones I ordered aren't going to be THAT tight, as far as I'm aware. If so, hilarity should ensue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 17, 2008 Unless they do a velcro version where EEVIL can make (un)funny comments with stick-on letters he's not interested. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 17, 2008 Unless they do a velcro version where EEVIL can make (un)funny comments with stick-on letters he's not interested. oooo burn! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2008 Unless they do a velcro version where EEVIL can make (un)funny comments with stick-on letters he's not interested. Sounds like the fucking choirboy is still in a sulky mood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2008 it's not like they're for people without a knob. Oh dear lord, I haven't ever had to force myself to hold back this much before. Skinny jeans... I would rather wear a mankini. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2008 Sounds like the fucking choirboy is still in a sulky mood. Or you use choirboy so much that it's just boring. *yawn* God damn move on from skinny jeans, some people wear them, tough! Wall-e on wii 12.99 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2008 God damn move on from skinny jeans, some people wear them, tough! Tbh they're not really people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2008 Or you use choirboy so much that it's just boring. I don't think I've used it since. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2008 Tbh they're not really people. ...*facepalm* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2008 ...*facepalm* ; - ) uelele Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2008 Oh dear lord, I haven't ever had to force myself to hold back this much before. Skinny jeans... I would rather wear a mankini. Ok then. I'll post a picture of me in some skinny jeans, and you post a picture of yourself in a Mankini. Sound fair? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2008 Ok then. I'll post a picture of me in some skinny jeans, and you post a picture of yourself in a Mankini. Sound fair? That sounds incredibly unfair, I wouldn't wish such a thing on you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2008 That sounds incredibly unfair, I wouldn't wish such a thing on you. Haha! Fine. We'll both wear a Mankini. It could be funsies. What did I just let myself in for? :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2008 Haha! Fine. We'll both wear a Mankini. It could be funsies. What did I just let myself in for? :p Ha ha, I wonder if I actually went that far if you'd do it too. It would require a ridiculous quantity of alcohol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2008 3 for a quid ^_^ [ATTACH]2416[/ATTACH] Lovely Hot Chocolate ^_^ [ATTACH]2415[/ATTACH] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2008 Ha ha, I wonder if I actually went that far if you'd do it too. It would require a ridiculous quantity of alcohol. Well, according to your logic I'm going even further by wearing skinny jeans in public. So wearing a Mankini should be a easy thing for me. You get the Mankini's, I'll fetch the vodka... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2008 And you people thought I was bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2008 I bought 2 tickets (one for me, one for a mate) to see Ross Noble at Birmingham Hippodrome on 24th May. Woooooo!!! thanks for letting me know he's touring, got 2 tickets in the stalls for the 3rd Glasgow show will be my 3rd or 4th time seeing him live (can't remember for sure) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2008 Your mum last night aw yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites