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Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!

You use it on your face. During the shaving process.

I've not finished Black 2 or Harvest Moon yet. I suppose I should do.

I can't fly, not yet, anyway. Jesus dude... Is there anything we can do for you? I was devastated when it finished. Still so angry today. Angry with myself for letting those bastards go. Angry with the gawking assholes who watched me sprinting after someone shouting "Thief!" In Chinese.

Thanks, I need to practice my standing start sprinting.

Thanks, that's good to hear. *impotent rage*

I'm mostly angry because they got away. It makes me feel weak. And also the woman just standing there... Call the police, you stupid bitch.

Fuckity, balls, bastard fuck fuck fuck. I caught a pickpocket today. I was walking along the road when one guy suddenly passed an umbrella to a guy who was just walking past him...next thing I know, one of them has his hand in the pocket of a woman in front. I tackle the guy and force him onto the railing at the side of the road, yell at the woman who is looking like an absolute fucking idiot just standing there "call the police" she just keeps staring like she's seen my dick or something. Meanwhile, the guy's friend has gotten behind me and clubbed me round the back of the head. They both run, and I get up and run after them yelling - they run past ten people and NOT FUCKING ONE OF THEM TRIES TO STOP THE PICKPOCKETS. Not one. Everybody says "ooh, you should call the police!" But none of them are any more helpful than that. I get back to the scene and the woman has disappeared. Fucking gawking idiots all around, but not a one willing to do a thing. Next time, I'm just going to fucking stab the thief and have done with it. And to top it off, I didn't get the job I went for in a bigger school. What's the point of being such a decent fucking human being if you live on the breadline all your life? No sanctimonious shit, please.

Yes indeedy, mean ol' Ashley, King of All N-Europe (Except the bits ReZ has made...sticky) turns 26 today! Happy Birthday, Master!

Joined a football team... or rather, I'm captaining a 7's football team. Hopefully it will be fun. The practice match we had against the team last Sunday we lost 4-2, but in fairness, they were last year's Champions and they were...cheating. I got slammed to the ground by the opposing captain - 6'7" of 250lb Spaniard versus 5'7" 140lb Englishman. I suppose I'm lucky not to have picked up a concussion as my forehead hit his ribs and the back of my skull slammed onto the astroturf. There was no need for that level of agression in a warm-up match, but he clearly had no intention of stopping. Still, I won the ball in the tackle. Like I said, they won the game, but we weren't really beaten: my guys (we had all just met the first time about half an hour before) did really well. - never gave up chasing the ball, never shied from a tackle. Looking forward to playing with these guys some more.

No it didn't, and we still expect you to dye your hair! Jim made a promise! Don't make Jim into a liar, think of his reputation!

Dammit, Hannah, those are half my balls! They're not meant for that kind of rough treatment!

We haven't heard from the Birthday Girl herself! How did you spend your day @Eenuh?

It's my pleasure, if more people would only take the time to reply, there would be blue hai... The world would be a better place.

Fixed for you.

Happy birthday, chocolate!

Yes, absolutely no idea aout Welsh.... But one thing I do know is that it's Welsh_Gamer's Birthday! Haps, man!

Yeah, I knew this guy was going to be a dick from the get go - the correspondence we shared to arrange the match was all him dictating terms. I'm sure there are those who get on with such personalities, but I'm not one. Luckily his team will be in the division above so we are unlikely to meet.

Argh... Played a warm up match yesterday, and got quite badly injured by the opposing team Captain. The guy is 6.5 and at least 18 stone, just ran straight into me. Smacked my head on the underside of is ribcage and the back of my skull hard on the AstroTurf, lower back hit pretty hard too. No need to play so aggressively, especially for a warm up match. But I got the impression before the match that the team were mostly total dicks. Anyway, my team lost 7-2, but as the other team were last year's top division champions and my team only met each other...yesterday, we did very well. We never stopped challenging for the ball, we never stopped going after the goals.

But you wear a twelve?

Did you get a nice dress?

Look at your avatar, and just come to terms with it, man. I'm here for you. If anybody cool asks, I'll just say he came and stood next to ME. Anyway, I think there's no guarantee of success when moving teams, and even if there is success it may well be short lived. Staying on the subject of Ba, he was a demon in the first half of his first season, but a nonentity after that. I'm worried the same will happen to Sissoko.

Agreed, but for how much longer? Admittedly, I wasn't much impressed by Collo's behaviour recently.

Y'see, I don't feel sorry for Ba at all. He obviously wanted to leave, but never came out and said it, just hinted with the release clause BS and hoped someone would activate it. Then Chelsea, who have paid double for unproven players snap him up for as good as nothing. Carroll I feel sorry for as he obviously didn't want to go, but the money was too good to turn down for us.

In my unprofessional opinion, you need to start making peace with yourself and preparing for the inevitable. Woke up with a terrible sore throat, but not unexpected as I went to bed with a sore throat as well. Only problem is that I'm captaining a football team and tonight is the first training session/practice match against last season's champions...