The Bard

Nice one. I pretty much play anything that needs playing with the exception of Spy, which I just haven't gotten the hang of yet. Favourites have to be Scout, Demoman and Sniper. Engineer can be a whole lot of fun too, if you know where the good turret spots are. Unfortunately, I don't . My map knowledge isn't that great, but I'm hoping to sort that out shortly.

Yeah, I'm not so good at it either, I've only played the thing for a total of abot 20 hours, so most of my skillz are just transferring from other shooters. It is very easy to get the hang of though; minute to learn, lifetime to master . Anytime anybody fancies a game, just post on here. I'm pretty much always free these days so at least I'll be able to join ya.

Alright wiggaz, here's my steam tag http://steamcommunity.com/id/crono01

Last time, the game wasn't free . Shall we set a date and time for this shizzle? Say tomorrow afternoon?

Goddamnit. Hay fever is like sex with Kobe Bryant. You can fight it all you want, but one way or another, it's going to happen.

Yeah, so I've been thinking we need to get some N-E Team Fortress games going, especially now its free and nobody has any fucking excuse not to own it. That and the fact that it'll run well on any PC bought in the last three years and you're fucking golden. So cmaaan. Lezz do eet.

Hi five on the Return of Jaffar, Jay. Fucking watched that movie to infinity growing up. My parents wouldn't really let me watch anything that had a rating so much as a year over my age, so unless it came on TV, most everything other than Disney films were out of the question. That said, these films absolutely rocked my world. Aladdin (Still my favourite Disney film) Back to the Future Trilogy Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (I fucking aspired to be like Bill and Ted) All The Dragonball Z films (which I somehow managed to import from America) Toy Story A Bug's Life Ace Ventura Home Alone Jurassic Park The Phantom Menace (which made me avoid Star Wars until I was about 16) I was never much of a movie person until later in my life.

That's cool, I was only speaking in terms of the hypothetical, since that was the goal - as to whether they pulled it off is another story, I'll have to play it and find out. As for Uncharted; swing a PS3 my way and I'll get right on that =p. Finally - the Danny Boyle hate. Why? (Except for the fact that Slumdog was the worst film that came out that year )

This is the only game in recent memory where the writer (Danny Boyle no less) has been present throughout the entirety of the games development and has overseen that there is as little disconnect as possible between the narrative and the actions the player is performing. Which is what makes it interesting to me. I haven't played it though, but I'll get it soon. Too bad it tanked =(.

Nah man, they're awful.

I think I'm gonna crash at a mates house/ might bring them with me, which'll be cool since everyone seemed to take to my mate Scott alright last year.

I just love the idea that Americans wouldn't know what a Philosopher is

...which means I've gone horribly wrong somewhere. =p.

There's an obvious problem with your script there Paj, which is that if we're following in the established continuity, wherein whole animals are engineered from a fucking nucleotide strand, and if they've managed to isolate whatever this ish characteristic is in the illegally obtained dinosaur that can help cure cancer/whatever, then why the fuck can't they just isolate the gene that causes that particular characteristic to be expressed in the dinosaur, and re-create it in a petri dish? I mean, if they created these things from scratch, they must already have their genomes mapped, right? I do like the idea of Dinosaurs as weapons. How about a Brumak esque Rex with magnetic rail powered nuclear war head launchers? Its like...Metal Gear.

I always found it baffling in Jurassic Park that there was the inital moment of wonder at the Dinosaurs, and then immediate adaptation to these things that we knew about in theory, but that died before our species existed. Would like moar OMFG DINOSAUR!!! and less CLEVER GIRL OMNOMNOM

No, that's what I do when I'm in company . Seriously though, I need help. Forgetting basic communication/ social skills, like not scratching your balls and sniffing your fingers when an amnesty international worker approaches you on the street. Full closure though, that was meant solely as a deterrent. It also didn't actually happen.

Just watched Restoration, with Robert Downey Jr, a period piece on 1660's England. Was a bit fey, but hey I like that sort of thing. Was incredibly well done/ got me feeling that the slightest bit of carefully injected pragmatism could cause the whole establishment to tumble =p.

Bullshit man, its like a dream come true for achievement harvesting schemes, just get a server full of noobs and watch the fucking headshots pile. Geniose.

Nah brah, I was talking to Kurtle head, but feel free to tailor my timeless wisdom to your own ends =p

Right. The "difficult concept" part made me chuckle. Anyway, good luck with that shizzle brah.

Really, stfu with this realism nonse. There is no realism, apart from the fact that you make your own reality. The wider rules that govern our existence can't be grasped by even the most remarkable human minds, and the sciences are only a detached, piecemeal aggregation of collective wisdom. Make your own fucking reality; just believe that you can do whatever you want, and really, what you want isn't that fucking much and doesn't come at such a great price. You're not on a fucking quest for some mythical fleece woven from the fanny strap of venus and tie dyed with the blood of Jeff Goldblum. All you're asking is for some attention from a woman; quit fortifying your own core beliefs with the continual disappointment of not actually trying. Women are as, if not more needy, insecure and neurotic as you, so going out of your way to look and act as if you're interested is often all you need to seal the deal. Sorry, I needed to go off on one. Now I just need to take my own advice. BRB, ON A MINGE BINGE.

I've been sat at my house in Manchester for two weeks without any human interaction whatsoever, apart from when the homely looking checkout monkey at Tesco gives me the ol looky loo, and I'm thus going insane. Can't even find a fucking smoke peddlar, so I can pass the time with some medicine of the herbal nature =(.

STFU.101010

I haven't been to the gym for ages, although I did a one off recently, and decided it wasn't to my taste since I much prefer sitting at home and playing CoH. Still, I miss the time when I'd go 5 days a week, it left me feeling pretty energised, and I was ridiculously strong. I'm 12 stone now, which is mostly just residual musculature/ the fact that I have killer genes =p.

How the fuck do i and K match? So basically this was a test to see whether you were born with fetal alcohol syndrome or not? Bad luck there, ReZ