The Bard

Yeah man, Maddox functions on a staunch unwillingness to accept utterly trivial things, and his rhetoric is lapped up and taken as serious argument by his idiot fans. The guy can eat a dick.

I would like to be played by John C McGinley. Get the guy a months tanning bed regime, decurl that ridiculous perm, and you got the personality

Yeah, I think this time I'll get it on 360 rather than PC so I actually have people to play with

Yeah, I'm posting with dangerous levels of sissy right now . Need to pump some iron while a stripper t-bag feeds me a bloody steak.

True that there's nobody "perfect" for anyone, but love is easy and simple. All it takes is two people good and kind natured enough to give each other a shot. I don't think it has anything to do with indoctrination so much as a fundamental human need.

I greatly dislike it when people speak in nothing but cliches/ overwrought figures of speech/ generalisations that really don't mean anything when applied out of context, but have somehow come to mean something completely detached from the meaning endemic to that string of words. I'm bad with examples, so take my abstractions and shove them up your arse.

Actually, I'm now incredibly glad I got my 3DS on launch day =D. Been meaning to play through Metroid Fusion again, but my GBA cart is busted. Way to go Nintendo, you've won me back

What free games? Can't believe I paid full price, twice for this shit.

Kurtle reminds me of DemoniusX; a complete misogynist until a girl actually actually agrees to go out on a date with him, at which point he becomes the most saccharine care bear ever.

September is also the month of the new Opeth and Mastodon albums. It's going to be eargasmic.

That's a fucking winning attitude there Kurtle.

Hey well, I'm absolutely commitment free for at least a year . I am totally good for whenever. It's just been too long since I've been on a rollercoaster.

Aight, I been thinking, if we were to schedule an Alton Towers visit sometime in October, how many of you fuckers would be up for turning up?

I'm watching Season 1 again, and the only music I'm listening to now is Nas' Illmatic. I'm completely absorbed in the game.

Yessss heroic, drop that wisdom.

Some wisdom, Biggie style. Wait for niggaz to step up on some fightin shit We get hype and shit and start lifin shit So step away with your fist fight ways Motherfucker this ain't back in the days, but you don't hear me though And I'm down with the shit too For the stupid motherfuckers wanna try to use Kung-Fu Instead of a Mac-10 he tried scrappin Slugs in his back and, that's what the fuck happens

Anyone on here played Machinarium? Doubtlessly the best little game to have been packed in with the previous bundles.

I think you're missing the point of the brick/stone analogy . Nice one on the car though, what kinda insurance quotes you getting?

Dude, there are plenty of women that are into interesting stuff; drumming is, for example, not something you'd consider a typically feminine interest. I mean I'm sure you can package your hobbies in such a way that they make funny stories. Just Goafer it

You handled it like a king, I would have, especially after drinking, taken him up on his dumb ass offer, and had my ass beat.

We still cool homez, we still sittin at the buh.

Yeah man, although I made the mistake of leaving town the next day and now I'm going on holiday for more than a month, so I'm not really sure where this is gonna leave it. Well, shit happens, you just have to talk yourself down from caring too much.

It's odd saying you love a series in which they've seriously gimped the only endearing character (Hank), but nevertheless this is great. New series of Weeds is also out, and I really hope that this show doesn't end up the way Weeds has. Of course they're both incredibly different tonally, but if you abstract it, the stories have a very similar origin.

Oh my god dude, I don't remember that. I remember drunkenly discussing game design and shit. GFW is the podcast of Kings.

Shit has begun: