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The Bard
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Easy Lover by Phil Collins and Phil Bailey wins the award for the most cheesy song ever written. No shit; it puts Manowar and Dragonforce to shame.
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Me no understand o_0, new years is all about the booze cruise Edit:...oh cock, I can't read.
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Yeah, that's a good point, It's just hard not to whine when 3rd Strike was so perfect. I have nothing but faith in Capcom, they are my favourite development studio of all time, and SF:IV is going to be jaw dropping without a doubt, but that said, it's still hard to let go of the amazing parrying system, and the 2D sprites. I don't care much for the new graphical style at all, and I don't see why it can't look more like Viewtiful Joe and less like Blue Dragon. I know I'm being stupid; it's the very first screen shot of a game that's been in development for 3 months or so.
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Do I detect sarcasm? :p. Anyway, I have nothing but time to kill, so I think I might go watch Fellowship tomorrow, see if it's better than I remember.
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Yeah, I don't pass judgement on things I have no experience of, and I stand by everything I said earlier.
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Favourite Christmas songs? Biblebasher, Blame it on God, Crucified for thy inno..... I mean...I quite like Silent Night actually, cause there's this carol service that my mates do every year, and they're really quite fantastic. It's like a cliche, but I still love hearing it.
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Either way, it's still Lord of The Rings. Just substitute 1500 pages for 11 hours, and the soporific effect remains intact. Besides, that quote might have been in the book too
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The great irony of that quote is the fact that the Lord of The Rings actually achieves none of this...it's just a fairytale, except it's 1500 pages and way too laborious.
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But, they're really badly written. It's like, 80 pages of Sam and Frodo, doing sweet fuck all, and when you've forgotten where the other characters are and what they're doing, it shifts back to them for another 80 pages. It's so unbelievably disjointed, and it just doesn't flow as a story. Tolkien was a linguist, not a novelist, and it shows plain as day. He didn't write the books because he had something to say, he wrote them because he was incredibly vain, he purposely used ridiculously arcane language just to give a false sense of grandeur. That's just my opinion though, I suppose if you're willing to trudge through the books, they might be entertaining when you turn a blind eye to all of their shortcomings. I don't think anyone can argue that they're any sort of technical achievement so far as novels go.
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I hate Lord of The Rings. It's just one massive cliche, the books are 1500 pages of pointless, self indulgent excrement. That said, some parts of the films are pretty entertaining, and I quite like them, even though that idiot Jackson doesn't understand the concept of editing.
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I'm going to be scoping for chicks masochistic enough to have sex with me, if 'my coy mistress' at the moment can't hack it, and meeting up with all my mates who should be back in Manchester from uni, and it'll be the first time I've seen any of them in many months, so that should be fan-fucking-tastic, inebriated fun. My best Christmas eve ever was just lying in bed with my then gf, and watching old episodes of Friends (which I actually hate), but it was so comfortable, exactly how a Christmas eve should be.
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1. Various Genitalia 2. Either; A flying bird, or a bat with a really stupid cape. 3. Magus' Castle, but upside down.
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Corruption for sure, my game of 2007. Have you played Bioshock though?
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Yeah. It looks like a budget game. Like Sneak King. Only, it's street fighter and you can't get it for 2.50 at a burger joint.
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Russel Brand is a masturbatory, worthless **** who should be liquidated in whale semen. Funny people: Eddie Murphy Bill Hicks Dr Cox Me. That is all. I said C UNT you fucking whooooore!!
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For drujnk listening, theres nothing better than fuckin HOly Divaaaaaaaah!
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Ugh, I shul spend less time drinknig with my suicidal friend, it makes me want to shoot myself. I spent bractically the whole day in a tudent bar, drinking and talking about how shit life is. I need some new people in my life.
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What the fuck... Well, it could be worse. Removing the parry system is a mistake though, that was the most genius thing ever to be put into a fighter, but I do like the fact that they're expanding on the cancels. It truly is an eyesore though, I hope they change the graphical style
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Mate, if you've got a 360, get the Anniversary Edition, and get either the VF5 or DOA4 Hori Arcade sticks, they're 4 gate instead of 8, so might take a little time to get used to pulling off quarter turns properly, but I've had the DOA one for a while, and it's pretty awesome tbh, and good quality. Atm, what I'm looking forward to is seeing what new kinds of techs they've put in the game, and what they've done with the parrying system.
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Alpha 3 was absolutely amazing, almost the perfect fighter. Then 3rd Strike came along, which is the perfect fighter, almost. I mean how the fuck do you explain Hugo and Necro? Stupid.
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Haha, I don't mind, it's not like they're gonna find out it was me. Payback is a bitch
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Been watching this for ages: Man, I have no life.
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Ninjabread Man: Corruption
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Fixed for pwnage. And am I the only one disappointed by the graphics? I'd much prefer super detailed sprites, or something at least a little more stylised/ in the mould of Okami or Viewtiful Joe
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Well, I'd say wahey that I've seeing this bonnie lass for a while and that I haven't managed to screw myself over due to feeling immensely worthless yet. And also a good loud Wahey! For Metroid Prime 3 and Street Fighter 3. My life would be purposeless without them
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