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The Bard
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Why do people like CSS? They're a fucking abomination. So pretentious.
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I hope it has some actual info rather than speculative poo. EDGE is a quality publication though, so it should be alright.
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Jesus, is that out yet??!
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Nice one, what bass you got/are getting? Learning an instrument is amazing if you have the enthusiasm for it . As for me, I've got a huge amount to accomplish; 1. Stop lying to girls when I'm drunk, only to have the possibility of it going somewhere crippled by said lies. I guess that ties in with getting some self respect. Not that I have a lack of it, lets face it, I love myself, but then, I hate myself for liking the way I am. 2. Keep improving my guitar playing, especially working on improvisation, and getting a solid grasp of modes, rather than using a scale system. Start recording my music; I've had this recording shit lying around for a couple of months now, and I still haven't set it up. I'm also going to try harder to find more musicians to play with, and maybe get something going...the problem is that there's hardly anyone who'd go for my kind of thing...the metal heads balk at the huge amount of acoustic stuff going on, and everyone else can't play any of it to begin with. It's frustrating. 3. Look for a job, and stop being picky. I'm in desperate need of cash, and I don't think my parents are going to take anything I do seriously until I stop leeching off them. 4. Reread all the texts I put down in my personal statement so I don't fuck up interviews; pretty daunting task...and stop reading Larkin, that bastard is almost entirely responsible for my misery. 5. Stop waiting. Do everything I want to do, and stop delaying it or thinking that there will be time when I'm older or when the circumstances change. similarly, stop being so retrospectively introspective; going over all the things that have happened in my life and imposing some stupid meaning on them. 6. Stop feeling the need to rant at people when they say retarded things...But hey, it entertains me...I guess I'm just "sensitive to the point of vulgarity." *Secretly wishes he was Jimmy from 'Look Back in Anger'*
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London is great, if you're near the city center, there are some pretty great fast food/ pizza places right outside Leicester Square, and you can get around on Tuk Tuks, awesome if you have the cash. Of course, there is only one place I go when I'm in london for any amount of time; Trocadero . Best arcade ever.
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To be honest, there's no way I'm gonna get it, cause I've got Bodukai Tenkaichi 2, and this looks to be almost the same game, with a crappy online mode. I did really enjoy the second game though.
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Having sex. The only memorable part of any year.
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Mate. I love you long time. The pope is a ****, ironic, because he probably never has had a **** in his entire life, the fucking ****. ****!!!!!
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Whatever, shut up.
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"Oh my god, hotness, I want to bang you." "I can't believe I'm getting hit on by the famose solid snaaaaaaake." "Whatever, shut up." My day consistef of the drunken repeitions of those quotes, again, and again, and on and on,until i lost thewill tolive. WHy won't my fucking spacebarwork?
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Jesus, if I get landed with people like that, things are not gonna end well. "When they strap me in the chair, let them know the murder was just."
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Oh cripes, that sounds hot. The only thing that worries me is the whole "one super" thing. If Ken's super is Shoryuu-Reppa rather than Shippu-Jinrai, then I'm not going to be happy. No sir. And if that's the case, Ryu won't have Shin-Shoryuken either, which would suck as it's the most kick ass super ever.
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Do what they did to Private Piles in Full Metal Jacket. If you're lucky, he'll shoot himself.
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Woohoo. Offer from Kings College. Trocadero, here I come.
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Sounds interesting, but I hope that in the focus on offensive, they don't scrap any counter or parry system altogether; I mean, SF2 is out there, and they shouldn't try to make a 3D update, every new generation of SF has been about something totally new, with Alpha, it was the custom combos, with 3 it was the parrying/ further developed cancel system. They have yet to specify exactly what new addition this game will bring. This guy helmed Alpha and New Generation though, so I know it's in the best of hands. Just get the fucking graphics sorted!
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Anti-social club? Isn't there an oxymoron in there somewhere?
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It is indeed much sex. Kudos.
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My mates are obliged to hit me everytime I say "c.unt." (stupid fucking piece of shit word blocker) I'm covered in bruises. It's uncool, I mean, it's the word that comes to mind the most when Hollyoaks is on.
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^ Is this because of the same guy as before?
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I'm sure you can forgiv....wait...let me take that from another angle; Only pricks with an epic lack of sense put any stock in the kind of tabloid reviews you're talking about, and even more in the idea that Britney actually constitutes to music. It isn't; there is no reason for it to exist, it's just another extrinsic filler you use to paper over the cracks in your underdeveloped musical understanding. Yeah, that sounds condescending, but I don't give a shit. Christ, the lot of you are pusillanimous to the point of making me actually think that gulags could serve a worthwhile purpose.
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...And Jesus Wept. I pray this be the last time I witness someone actually confess to putting effort into something as trite as a Britney Spears album. This simple fact that you not only bought the album, but that you're unashamedly trying to extract some gratification from such excrement, makes me worried. I though it required more intelligence than you've exhibited to operate a keyboard. It's a conundrum. Now slap yourself hard in the face and then leave. You're done here. No, my friend, it doesn't count just because people can't see you throw a fit and bellow obscenities at the monitor. The urge is undeniable.
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Nice ab.
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Well, my mum makes absolutely fucking amazing curry of all kinds, none of this British, pussified, curry sauce bollocks.
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We explored it pretty thoroughly, mainly whether it's possible to get a hard on when you're asleep.
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Spent the day discussing the feasibility of man-rape, whether it's possible, believable, and whether the "victim" would actually give a shit. Man, women have it easy, they can have all the sex they want and not have to worry about getting anyone pregnant.
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