Magnus

I recognized it immediately. Maybe it's only recognizable to virgins.

That's pretty cute.

Yeah, I'd probably want to forget it if I were her, too.

Girls love Twilight, so you really should know this stuff, Goafer. Otherwise, what are you and Nightwolf supposed to talk about after sex?

Oh, come on, Goafer... they're both gay. Plus you know she picks the vampire in the end, right?

There should have been a Love Triangle of the Year award. I for one can't wait to see who Nightwolf chooses. It's like our own personal Twilight. Yes, Nightwolf. That makes you Bella.

Maybe he meant it as a compliment!

(Unless you're one of the many gay guys who are into him.)

That's what I said about broccoli! And I was right.

Look, do you want to get laid or not?

I'm jealous, too.

I swear I thought this was going to be a joke about how Flink doesn't count.

Here's a sneak peek at Charlie's theory:

I want to hear Charlie's theory, too! Call it morbid curiosity.

Ashley, I will make sure to stock up in ice cream in case I get hungry! I'm going to assume that was sarcasm. Fringe is awesome. Much better than Chuck.

I haven't watched this in three or four weeks. Guess I need to catch up so I'm ready for the finale! But first: Fringe.

Relationships are a game. The only way to win is not to play.

The Best Genes award. A vote for Peenus is a vote for pleasure. ... We'll keep working on it.

Next year I plan to win every award - including the ones I'm not eligible for - but for now I'm flattered that so many people voted for me for Newcomer of the Year. Congratulations to everyone that won, everyone that was a runner-up or just anyone who feels like they want to be congratulated. Also, that's a lot of categories, so it must have taken a while to count all of the votes, Goafer!

All you sad people who aren't out partying on a Friday night need to enter the chat room. Rummy's nice and all, but he keeps forgetting that I exist. Wait... that's not very nice at all!

You can still get all five stars...

Five stars.

You get stars on the file select screen when you fulfill certain criteria.

... Did you just insult your own intelligence? :p

"They want harder games? We'll give them harder games!" New Super Mario Bros. Wii did the same thing, and it was stupid then, too.