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That's what I said about broccoli! And I was right.

Look, do you want to get laid or not?

I'm jealous, too.

I swear I thought this was going to be a joke about how Flink doesn't count.

Here's a sneak peek at Charlie's theory:

I want to hear Charlie's theory, too! Call it morbid curiosity.

Ashley, I will make sure to stock up in ice cream in case I get hungry! I'm going to assume that was sarcasm. Fringe is awesome. Much better than Chuck.

I haven't watched this in three or four weeks. Guess I need to catch up so I'm ready for the finale! But first: Fringe.

Relationships are a game. The only way to win is not to play.

The Best Genes award. A vote for Peenus is a vote for pleasure. ... We'll keep working on it.

Next year I plan to win every award - including the ones I'm not eligible for - but for now I'm flattered that so many people voted for me for Newcomer of the Year. Congratulations to everyone that won, everyone that was a runner-up or just anyone who feels like they want to be congratulated. Also, that's a lot of categories, so it must have taken a while to count all of the votes, Goafer!

All you sad people who aren't out partying on a Friday night need to enter the chat room. Rummy's nice and all, but he keeps forgetting that I exist. Wait... that's not very nice at all!

You can still get all five stars...

Five stars.

You get stars on the file select screen when you fulfill certain criteria.

... Did you just insult your own intelligence? :p

"They want harder games? We'll give them harder games!" New Super Mario Bros. Wii did the same thing, and it was stupid then, too.

They're lost forever. Better get started on that second playthrough! ... Or just live with it.

Happy birthday, Lewis! Just thought I'd say that here since you're not around much these days. Good luck with the tattoo. I hope you don't cry. That would be embarrassing.

This game can be as ridiculous and stupid as it wants as long as it has co-op.

No one ever got laid by pointing out a duckface.

Well, her boyfriend's back in the US now, so she's probably feeling lonely...

To be fair, he could have meant that you'd say, "wow, that's ugly".

At least you have a back-up plan if you ever lose your hair.

People need to stop playing hentai games. I, on the other hand, fully expect to save the world at some point.