jayseven

Here you go, comrade *gives drugs to shorty*

Good idea. ReZ is my talking doing anything :S DuD; see what he'll say to you while he's still locked up. He needs to understand your position, that you need some insurance, and some assurace. Highlighted for gaylols.

I'm in the final league! 7:74 currently! Get promoted and meet meeee

See? That's totally HARD GAY.

DuD - if all the other inmates are afraid of Gray enough to stfu when he says so, then maybe three fo you aren't enough - be careful! "Listen -- LISTEN UP! We'll tell you anything we know if you can just let us talk. [proceeds to tell the cellblock what they know of the situation] "Who are you guys?"

She's probably still reading this forum to see how you react. Hi, funny woman. You wouldn't have been offended if you hadn't read it in the first place! Think about that. Whoever told you to come here and read it -- THEY wanted you to be offended. They wanted to see you insulted because they don't have the balls (irony) to tell you that's how THEY feel.

I'm looking at the long run. My current all-time top scorer is a defender, I'm looking to have a midfield elite and to spend teh season saving money and not being extravogent with my win bonuses.

Moogle, you are welcome to take some drugs if you want to risk it - we don't know what they are but they may have been in your locker... (Which cell block is this 'grey' dude in? Do I still need to 'speak up'?)

I KNOW THE ANSWER!! ... But that's only because grunch told it to me a few months ago... It is both clever, simple and awesome

I'd thank that post, but you diss mah hosting skeeellz... Ok so it's me that admits I'm shit at hosting. I just don't know what to do/have nothing unique to offer.

Today! -Lost a hearing aid (again) -Made a baby cry -Fell in love with a customer -Got locked out of MY OWN HOUSE because of Ashley -Drank cider from a bottle OUTSIDE MY OWN HOUSE like a hobo Also, because I can't remember if I mentioned; -Got date with HGFW on wednesday! She's cooking me dinner. I don't know if she knows it's a date but I'm going to get her drunk and try to molest my way into her affection. -I never know what to do with my face. You spent £150?! I tallied up a mere £75. You cheeky git.

DuD - having just scoped out my opponents for tomorrow, I have to agree! I am ready for the sadness. We've played 6 times before and I've only won one of them (though the last two times we played I won and drew!). SUPPOSEDLY my team is currently stronger, but I currently have an extreme lack of confidence in my players. Midleague predictions this week; Shorty, Mundi, Rowan and Twozzok to win.

Dannyboy, this prisoner seems angry. Step back! I shall try to talk him down. *talks him down*

No. Soap Box won't be fighting relegation, they'll be settling for mid-table easy. I think Mundi, Rowan and Dyson have the strongest chance for promotion. Odwin back in teh big league is like juventus making their way back into Serie A - there'll be a lot of people who will see a win over him equalling a title championship :P Should be interesting to see. This season the lower league will have more active members fighting out for promotion - I think that'll be an interesting one to watch! Personally I think I should be able to manage survival in this league, but will likely fight relegation again. Side-note; I'm establishing a new league with my housemates and a few other amigos! I, of course, predict that I shall win this league outright with no worries.

Flink; rightclickpropertiesOMGsillyface Grunch; lol

Maaan! I had the dinosaur mags, the Find Out More ones (for a while) but my main ones were Maps of the World and Money of the World. Awesome. Find Out More was, like, a weekly installment of wikipedia. Totally amazing. Hope my kids can have the same sort of experience - i.e. carefully peeling the pages away from teh binding glue trying (but often failing) to not rip the pages. Similarly with sticker albums, will my kids ever experience the agony of accidentally placing a sticker in wonky? Or the pain of buying two packets and finding nothing but swaps?! Paj; it's weird to see what you're nostalgic about :P The other stuff on this page genuinely contributes to many of my earliest memories. Ah, young people! Lol :P

Looks like we're locked in, and can't go back dannyboy. We should check the empty cells before we decide what to do next.

Just had a startling vision of our existence. We are creatures of reaction, unable to control in any way but loop and repeat the same actions and claim them to be novel. It's not a depressing thought when you look at how the nature of our being is one of a continuous, ever-increasing complexity in reaction to patterns. The future is controlled by the present, the present by the past, but we always fail to factor in the other strands of reality when we try to use teh past to predict the future. The inability to correctly assume the future leads us to think that there is some sort of element of control or choice, when really the future is utterly predetermined, but we are just too blinkered to predict it correctly. It's not a depressing thought, just a real one. We can take joy in the unknowing, but only stupidity is found in the assumption that we can ever guess what is going to happen next. There's never more of a reason to do as you please than the maxim that we can't help but live by; the footsteps ahead of us are only placed on certain ground, and the certainty comes only when we have seen where our feet are able to be placed. We are lagged, we are stupid, but we are alive. Even if life is just a mere act of observation, of watching our bodies collide with one another, it is still more than ignorance. The pattern is ever evolving, repeating but still changing. There is nothing wrong with it. There is everything right and proper, and correct and true. Even as I type this I can imagine both the physical and the theorised responses to a partial extent where an actual commentary is unnecessary. While I tread close to the line of disputing myself, I need not be anxious or wary with the potential of the oncoming phases of time, but only aware that they could occur. In some ways, my own imagining is just as real and perhaps even more so than if they don't. But that's just part of the pattern. The only 'control' I have over your reactions is in this initial action in the first place - and if my argument is that my action, here, is just a flower stemming from teh seeds of all that has come before then surely I have no control at all, and thus neither do you.

The rich kid I knew had one of those, and a Mega Drive 2. I still shared a room with my sister so I had a dollhouse and teddybears.

GIZMO WINS OPPOSITE-TMI DAY!

I liked those levels more for the "ooh so THIS is what america looks like 50 years before Fallout 3" element :P Honestly my favourite levels are the Roach ones. There's a bit more NPC/you interaction; more involvement in the storyline progression. The other two characters feel like they're just riding the wave of what's happening. After my Vet playthrough I may just run through the game on teh easiest setting to get a better perception.

If money's a big deal then clearly getting an Xbox is the wiser option as you save £50 initially and a few quid per game (personally I'm a big 2nd-hand buyer and you not only save more, but there's a wider selection). But built in blu-ray, free online, chargable controllers all make a lot of sense. The main reason I got a 360 was because most people I know have one! I got that limited edition red resi 5 xbox, so I payed about teh same as I could've for a PS3. Also, I've still not got any interest in blu-ray. And I have wired controllers. And impulse-bought a Live account.

I just wanted to post that.

- got an informal 'warning at work' for a BULLSHIT reason. We have these '3-2-1 checks, where you have to make sure the ticket does not lie/there are at least 4 of an item left. I FAILED ONE, I'M SO SORRY. A total of 4 failed since I started. Three other people failed one today. Nobody got any trouble, and I get a "Conversation On Record" where, effectively, if I fail another 3-2-1 I get a Written Warning. It's just bullshit. The manager having a power trip for no reason whatsoever. Bonkers. I know none of that makes any sense to anyone but I needed to vent. Good news; payslip was double what I thought it would be. Pint with workmates, free dinner and now got cider. MW2 later when the housemate/his gf go and fuck (they just got back together, I'm surprised tehy're still in the lounge. Yes, you two. Stop looking at my screen. Go and have sex and LEAVE ME WITH MY GAMES AND ALCOHOL.

Paj; in future, you can put the other half in the freezer! Genius. Will last a very literal foreverandever. Eenuh; is it about being part of the big social event, or seeing your friend and her baby? If it's the latter then don't beat yourself up, just re-arrange to go say hi. If you want to be a part of The Experience then there are ways to do it - Taxis, bicycles... But if it's teh day after your birthday then you kinda have an OVERRULE card.