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You have no soul. You don't deserve the awesome 64 title in your name. You're just Gaggle. You are DEAD to me.
Hehe, I find with the camera stuff you need to be a bit more pushy and...ask for them to take pictures. Make up a phrase and then whore eet. "Picture time!" Or just drop lots of hints. "Wooow, this would be a great time for a natural photo of me standing next to this tree..."
It may work.
Also, cars, it's not always a laziness thing. For example, for me to get to work, it takes around 20 minutes by car, and most of the roads are dual carriageways or motorway roads. It would take an insane of amount of time to cycle there, there's no nearby train stations, and the buses don't stop nearby. It is quite a trek.
So, in essence, without a car, I would be out of a job.
The future, and answer to most problems would be a car that doesn't pollute, doesn't require oil, and causes you to exercise whilst you drive. Something like...this...