Fierce_LiNk

DRAGOOOOO and Elites are going down to make the Middle League more interesting. The football currently on offer wouldn't even befit Channel 5 on a Thursday Night. You're going to get torn a new hole in the Elite League. Whilst Dragooooo and Elites slug it out in style for the Title.

DRAGOOOOO are encouraged when a "great" rival bases their entire philosophy on thwarting their plans. DRAGOOOOO pray for relegation, so that they may teach you a lesson in the Middle League.

2012 was pretty awesome. - Around the start of January, Ine and I decided to move in together, so a fair bit of flat-hunting before deciding on this place. - My friends at work surprised me with a birthday party, with lots of people showing up. A very special moment. - I was given a full-time contract and received a fair bit of recognition during the Spring Term. Definitely a highlight for me. - Went to two weddings this year for two friends, one of them a long-time best friend. Her wedding was awesome, lovely food, good to see friends again, a great party. - Took Ine to go and see BlueWater shopping centre after the wedding as it was close by. One of the fun days of the Summer. That was part of a hectic week in which we had a wedding to go to, some sightseeing before going off to Belgium to see her family. - Went to Alton Towers for the very first time. Rides were awesome, downsides were the queuing times and weather. It means next time will be perfect! - Managed to get tickets for Glastonbury next year, meaning that a lifelong achievement of mine is finally being realised. Due to my school term-dates being moved around, it gave us a window of opportunity, which we took with both hands. - Exercise has been varied. Due to struggling to get to the gym, I decided to buy some equipment for home and start exercising there. So far, it's been working a treat, which should mean that I will hopefully get stronger and fitter by the end of this year. I hope. - I loved learning Spanish in school but sadly had to drop it at A-Level as our school couldn't supply it to us. I've now got the opportunity in work to re-learn it and teach it, a very big positive for me. So, an awesome year. There have been some downpoints, such as paying hefty amounts for car bills. But, hopefully this will ease up by next year. Roll on 2013.

I used to work up there, brah. Nice area. Happy New Year, N-Euuuuurope. Last night was pretty awesome. Went out with Ine and two good friends to an excellent Chinese restaurant before going back to our place and drinking cider/wine, listening to choons, messing around with glow-sticks and party poppers and playing Mario Kart. Was very fun, probably one of the best New Year parties in terms of fun-ness.

I watched today's game expecting it to be a narrow loss or a draw, to end Dragooooo's hopes. Instead, we obliterated Gaggle 6-0. Complete domination. Why haven't we played like this all season? Gaggle has 15 points, Winston has 14 and we have 13. I have AC Elites and Inter at home, and Madpool away. ELITE LEAGUE STATUS FOR NEXT SEASON, WE COMIN' FOR YOU, NIGGA!

It would take around half an hour to walk there, which kinda defeats the whole idea of it being practical. In short, you suck.

That's the footage from yesterday. Compared to some of his others, this one isn't so clear cut. But, if you want people to stop calling you a diver, you have to stop diving in the first place. You steal cars, you become a car thief. You dive in a football match, then you have every right to be called a diver. Ashley Young has done it and he was rightly crucified over it. Thankfully he has gradually worked it out of his system, because players should be better than that. Yes, in that video, there is contact. But, this is a grown man we're talking about. A professional. Frankly, whenever I play football and end up on my arse, I feel ashamed, so I do all I can to stay on my feet. So, either way, he's either a diver or a complete fucking pansy.

No Cantona? Good choice, dude. Show the pictures lateeerrr.

Wow, Eevil does have some use after all. :p Went to the club to have a look around. It turns out that it isn't a 12month contract after all. You pay for 3 months, then it's a rolling monthly contract after that. Sweet. There is a joining fee of £100 for one person and £50 for the other, mind. But, a massive plus at the lack of a 12month contract. The place itself is fantastic. Tennis facilities are awesome and the squash courts themselves are good quality. There's a gym that is decent, probably not quite as good as my old one, but it's really an extra for me, if I needed to use it. The drive there did take about 5 minutes to get to, and the car park was free as expected. So, no additional charges there, thank God.

We could organise a one-off BlindDate, like the old tv show. Ashley could play Cilla Black. (I heard he does a good impression). Contestants would be Jay, Platty and Serebii. I'm lolling at the idea in my head.

Prep for dust-off, we're gonna need immediate Evac. Gareth Bale makes me laugh. Hu-Hu-Hu, people keep calling me a diver, it's so unfair, hu hu hu. Stop fucking diving. Divers gonna dive.

Ohhh. Ohhhh! Go as: A Cigarette Prince CHARLES Cartman (do this please) Eric Cantona Count Dracula Count Duckula (lol) Cowboy Crayon Caveman Crazy Scientist A Cop Clown Good luck.

Sorry to hear that, Jay. But, it sounds like it was inevitable. Take some time out, chill, do the things you like, then see if the field is in sight. 2013: The year N-E males fight back.

2012 has been pretty awesome. I've moved in with Ine, after capturing her from the clutches of Belgiumnia. Work has upgraded me from a part-time contract to full-time, which has enabled me to move out. Been to Alton Towers and have Glastonbury planned for next year. It's all coming together nicely. Plans for 2013: - Get out of this overdraft. Now is the time. Once that is done, I can start saving and hopefully move to an even nicer place. - Ideally, be able to add 30kg to all of my "big" lifts. That's the target. That would be sweet. Think it's doable for some exercises, but for others it is going to be a struggle. Shoulder pressing, for example. Will have to work twice as hard here. - To gain some size, but not become a balloon. I've worked reasonably hard and think I have gained in some areas whilst becoming fitter. But, gaining some serious size would be fantastic, whilst also remaining athletic. - To turn our school football team from chumps to champions. (this is going to take a long, long time, since we have a pool of about 10 boys to choose from...only half of which are actually able to kick the facking ball) - To save up money for Glastonbury - this should be fine. - To improve my Dutch/Flemish and Spanish. - To start looking the basics of keyboard. (not sure I'll have time to do this much) - Somehow, someway, record an instrumental where I play bass, guitar and drums, although I have no idea how this is going to be done.

I have people on my facebook talking about wearing them inside when watching a film, having sleepovers, and also outside. Yes.

I have spent the majority of my adult life unaware of this "garment", until I moved to the South and discovered that they suddenly seem to have become popular here. I am aware. But, God, they are horrible, imo. :p Lol at last one. My friend owns 3. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing these.

That must be something similar to how God feels, when he looks down at his people.

You're not close enough to the camera (I can barely see your face), maybe try posting another one?

Ohhhh, I geddit naw. I geddit. Pretty sure it'll be a 12month contract, as that's what the majority of places do these days. I'll be asking them about all the different options. If there's the chance to go for six instead of twelve, I'd probably go for that. Now I need to find equipment.

Gutted about today's game. I reckon that's me down for sure now, unless the miracle happens and I win all four of my last games... Lawl. Dragoooooooooo! *whimpers*

That was a good game, you were unlucky not to get something. I was FUUUUUing when you're third one went in. Reminded me of the home game against Spurs, was worried we'd blown it. Amazing second half, Carrick was excellent. I was moaning like a bitch when I saw that both Giggs and Scholes were selected...no surprise at all that we struggle in this game, we looked a lot better when Cleverley game on. Wow. That release clause is insane, but props to them for having a go. :p He'll never leave, though. Clause or no clause. Unless something sensational happens and he gets caught up in some sort of scandal (unlikely), he's there for life, imo.

Don't really think that's an option. I'll ask and see if it's possible, but they'll give the whole "we're not a charity, blah blah" line. I've finally done it and have quit my current gym, so that's one less outgoing. The plan tomorrow is to visit this new place and see what it's like. Not even going to bother booking an appointment to view the place, will just turn up and say "Impress me, bitches."

I loved! Booker-T would be very proud. Playing Real Peeps. REAL LOSERS, MORE LIEK.

Would have loved a win against Winston Gardens, but a draw is a good result. Although, it means we're both very likely to go down now. If he had won, I think he would look fairly likely to stay up at the end of the season. Chuffed that Patric scored a hat-trick. I went all out with that performance. DVs are looking decent, too.

Happy Birthday To Ramar and Retro_LiNk. Both at opposite ends of the scale. Ramar is 21 and young and fresh. Meanwhile, Retro is 28 and well, well past his best. Happy Birthday! Laurent Koscielny says: "Fuck yeah, c'est un burfday fred! J'adore, j'adore!"