Tellyn

Chuck Norris' penguin checks under his bed for Jack Bauer's penguin before he goes to sleep.

I've got plenty more where that came from. Literally, I have a Word document full of them.

"I'll be on MSN tomorrooooooooooow"

LIES.

Bauer or Norris? If the former, you just opened a can of worms. Carnivorous worms that will eat your eyes.

I was online pretty much all day, apart from 5-10 as I was working.

JUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JCB.

To the face.

Holly Willoughby just used the immortal line "it has curves".

Psst... Your crazy backwards land sucks.

Thanks a lot for the Shaymin, Ike!

There's a guy who works in GAME in Leeds who looks like you. Except he's a douche. And, clearly, less attractive.

Yo. I spotted this on Hotukdeals shortly after reading your post in General Bargains...

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/547306/play-tv-ps3-39-98-pc-world

Enjoy!

Hey Mike! I added you last week on WarioWare DIY, but your crate isn't appearing on my game yet. Just wanted to check that you'd registered me!

Sam! I have Spirit Tracks for you! Unfortunately the post office is shut early, oddly enough. So it'll be sent out first class in the morning. In the meantime, cancel your preorder if you've made one so you don't unnecessarily spend your money. (It's not the tinned edition from GAME by the way, just the normal version.)

Back tomorrow. I also have many ideas that have been fruition...ing over the past two weeks.

"I HAVE CHORTLES!!! It is I who added the nuts to that statue!"

I'm against the change, but if you must change it, at least change it to Goaferman. :awesome:

I thought my lurking had gone unnoticed! I shall do, I've just kinda been procrastinating literally everything today! How's it going anyway man?

Sign me up! Finished uni, but I work in a pub, and it's guaranteed to be pretty damn busy this Christmas. Just a warning, in case I miss out on some nights!

The forum still looks like it's thriving, it's just more streamlined now! I'm jumping back in anyway, looking forward to taking you guys on at Smash/Mario Kart!

Blades Will Bleed

If WarioWare D.I.Y isn't mentioned tomorrow, I'll have to lay down some serious verbal pimpsmackage with the Nintendo reps. I think the threat of Mr. T would be enough to make them yield...

You have no soul.

Shall do, thanks for reminding me about that.

Vital for cutting off the power in the supervillain's secret base. You could then eat some radioactive carrots to develop nightvision and launch attacks in the dark.