To make suckers like us buy it.
I dont understand why the classic controller setup for Lost Levels has to suck this much. Its like they took one look at the controller and decided that the jumping buttons must be to the right. You cant run and jump properly like this.
I think in some cases its better. Like in Japan you get fined a billion dollars for littering on the street. But I think that unless you help a criminal to live a normal life, you are just continuing the circle.