navarre
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Pre-pubescent twerps with the intention of getting a 14 year old pregnant.
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The ultimate question, on which all of humankind dwindles on; Would you prefer to be ugly or stupid? Now, I know that the great bulk of users here will be neither, but I want you to imagine which curse you'd rather.
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If you lost your left hand, what would you get in it's place?
navarre replied to Chris the great's topic in General Chit Chat
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Is he? What's he studying? I aspire to be a general practitioner, and perhaps I could talk to him about it. Anyway, congratulations Dan Dare. I've seen you around. And congrats BlackFox.
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MCCAINS MICROWAVE CHIPS. Unrivalled, pure brilliance.
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Happy Birthday, Paulo.
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It's actually encouraged before the game, as to reduce the players nerves. So, next time you watch a footie game, try not to think of the antics they've been getting up to before the game.
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Comparing masturbation to sex is like comparing the Iron Man game to GTAIV, or Sainsbury's biscuits to Millie's cookies cookies.
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Where is the line? Some things just can't be said in company, polite or otherwise. Many topics are considered taboo. Should their be these boundaries? For example, should people 'respect each others' beliefs', or should they feel able to challenge them, free in the knowledge the other person will respond with a rebuttal not with a cease-and-desist? How about in the social sphere? You see a wife with a black eye, should you feel comfortable enough to directly ask her if her husband belted her one, or is this crossing a line? I'm of the opinion that currently, on a worldwide scale, the line doesn't go back far enough. Too many topics are 'off limits' in too many places. However, I'd stop short of encouraging everyone to believe that nothing is unspeakable, as random strangers constantly asking personal questions could grate quite quickly. How about you? At what point do you think people should just be able to say 'I will not speak of it'?
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I really don't mind. Personally, as an avid fan of Arnie, I'd love to see his most original film... Terminator. Bad haircut, low budget, animation as opposed to CGI... those were the days. Terminator 3 ruined the awesome Terminator franchise, and no doubt Terminator 4 will continue that trend.
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Damn people's (in)ability to spot sarcasm on the internet! I think we really should have a smiley for sarcastic comments, that is universely recognized. It should be done.
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No, the vibrator was made for monstrous, lonely middle-aged women who have never had a sex partner. Not women as a whole.
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It's classified as a disease in China, if I'm not mistaken. The authorities are trying to open their minds to it by trying to 'cure' homesexuals. Like, gay guys are being taught sports like football, and lesbians are taught cookery and how to be good housewives.
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I have the feeling I wasted today. It isn't a nice feeling. So I look onto the future with an optimistic eye and realise I have FIVE AND A HALF MORE FUCKIN WEEKS OFF.
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It does slightly resemble a over-sized fossil. But it looks like he's trying to dig it up.
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Stalin- As I'm sure you'll learn from history, Stalin was the perfect table guest. Get this- if you didn't look you were having a great time, his murderous thugs would make you an unperson! What better reason for having a whale of a dinner! Jesus- So many questions. The Gospels leave so many unanswered, and I need those answers. Leona Lewis- Maybe, just maybe, there's be a chance of a fling afterwards. Maybe.
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Good grammar, accurate spelling... a reasonable letter. In my opinion, the consequences they have given you are too harsh. I don't mean to cite references to a 50 year old novel, but, well... this does slightly resemble a society with the Thought Police.
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Moreover, an evening at home with alcohol can make for a hugely boring evening. Alcohol by itself isn't some sort of super drug that ensures you have a good time. Alcohol is merely a secondary objective on my evenings; going out with friends and having a nice time is a lot more fun. Alcohol only makes the experience better, but alcohol alone is so over rated. I suppose what I'm trying to say is, you don't need alcohol to have a good evening. It enhances the experience, but by itself, does not make the experience.
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Merry birthday.
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Hmmm, I will insinuate that most 360 games are FPS', because, well... it's true. You cannot deny the past and current influx of FPS' on the system. Sure, a fair amount of them are good, but it only requires a breif flick through the previews section of Gamesmaster to see just how many there truly are. I can't help but think 'Surely this must get boring!!?' Obviously, the Wii isn't much better with its admittedly good Mario related games, but if thats what pulls in the cash on that format, FPS' and Mario games will continue to be developed. Add to that the fact half of 360 games aren't 360 exclusive...
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You say that, but honestly, there aren't really many great games on any current gen console.
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They're not friends Letty...
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Is obviously bad, immature and a sign of having a very small penis. Obviously. It also funds terrorism and all the resulting empty glass bottles have been used by Osama Bin Laden to refract light to make him invisible to radar, satellite, tracking device or anything other than 30 year old video recorders that produce Betamax output. However, has anyone actually set out one night/day with the aim of drinking to get drunk and failed miserably? How did it happen? Did you get sidetracked by heinous responsibility? Did you run out of cash? Did you simply inexplicably get drunk despite tucking away far more than you expected to be able to cope with?
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I'm just awesome. Hell, I defined the word.
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Wii. It truly is the new N64. You may not appreciate it now, but in five years time, you'll back at those golden Wii days.