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Yeah, but I just want to know 0 more about it. As soon as I saw 'tutorial' I crushed my monitor with a gigat0n iron fist tournament 3.2 megaboom. Just glad to know the reception has been good. I swear to god if Play don't deliver for Friday, I'll ask Andrew Lloyd Webber to team up with Tom & Jerry and stabilise them with their lettuce dispenser.

Can you give impressions without spoilz pleaze? Bear in mind only positive things must be said.

Proof needed. UNCHTAJ!

Did they has headzet?

I ain't readin no reviews, but I'm interested in scores. Am metacriticking now. Only want to see positive stuff. I'm blind to anyone who says this won't live up to expectations.

A friend told me another thing about hardcore mode - you can't fast travel anywhere if you couldn't make it there yourself in-game without starving/surviving. And if you do fast travel, your stamina stuff will be affected for doing so. Hellish!

-Takoma Park. It's a real bitch to find, but it's a pretty cool place -Pinkerton's hideout is kinda weird -There's a really fucking strange Vault, can't remember the number, but the place came down with a cloning condition. Think it has a bobble-lol. -National Guard Depot (Experimental Mirv lolol) -Deathclaw Sanctuary (?) (middle -west of map) bobble-lol -There's this really weird place that you can access, it's basically just a rock with a banner atop it, you just click on the rock to enter. Nothing special, just weird. You climb out of a ladder on top of it to exit. -Lots more. Incl. Emasher's stuff

All I'm letting on is that Jim Carrey wants words with you.

Urgh, you've pulled me up on the clip/belt thing before! (I've just re-read the thread and chuckled at a few things) Just congratulate me. Or something. Lulz. This game has provided the best/most multiplayer moments for me of any game I've played. It's just the variety and scale, almost every game is different. Yet it can also be infuriating. One week you can be endlessly dolling out praise, the next you take that praise back. Doesn't detract from the fact that it is quite astounding.

Pre-order, £37.86 or summut from Play. Had to be done, I can't wait. 3 was just too expansefully ruinistically untowardly magnanimously favouritism war.

Just had an absolutely fantastic match on this, pretty much had everything you'd want. We were defending on Port Valdez [Rush], and the game started off pretty standard fare. I was running with the ol' Neostead shotty as a Recon, but for some reason it stopped being effective, despite it working more than fine on other maps. The hit detection just died on it. It's weird because I was cross-mapping people in 2 hits with it, literally over sniper distances, then bam it fails. So then I decide to do the unthinkable. I become a medic. Now as I've said in this thread already, I hate medics. Getting killed by them feels cheap, they look like kents, they have ridiculous clip size, they revive the 3 other squad members you've just downed within a few seconds, and generally they're despicable. But I thought 'what the heck' and started using one. I remembered the MG36 being decent way back when I was levelling up the medic for trophies and the like, but using it just then I was stunned by how destructive it is on flesh. Seriously, it's a beast. It has very little recoil, and the red dot sight on it works wonders at all ranges, you can snipe accurately and spray, and both get the job done with tremendous unyielding prowess. So throughout the match I was doing the standard protection duties, zig-zaggin from M-Com to M-Com, disarming bombs, and picking people off as if it were The Expendables. This was all highly entertaining, and then the fun factor went through the roof when I hunched in alongside a colleague's chopper. My God we raped. The secondary chaingun burst thing on that chews through everything, and the pilot was fucking genius at controlling the thing, so we stayed airborne for a solid 5 minutes or so. Ripped through a few tanks, got a triple kill on a squad that were running towards our final base. The whole game saw the opposition just managing to destroy the targets before their tickets ran out, leaving us with the final base. Our 'A' (I think) target was taken very quickly, and the smarmy Russians had 50 tickets left to take 'B'. If you're accustomed to the game, this is the M-Com objective that sits in the fairly hefty building at the top of the hill. The story is basically, we constantly had an mixture of 8 engineers/medics/assault running around the building (predominantly medics) running around batshit crazy defending the M-Com. I must've saved our teams' ass 3 or 4 times by taking down entire squads (quadruple lolol killz) by flanking them and spewing my 100 clip megat0n into their spines, and then reviving the 5 or 6 people they'd left in their wake. There were always 4 or 5 medic/heal kits on the floor, and there was always someone on hand to mop up. Of course with all this build up, yes, we did manage to hold out and claim triumph. Don't worry lads. I can't remember how many kills I got, but man it must've been loads. Enough to be classified as a holocaust. Racked up 6,500 points too. It's probably wrong to mix 'holocaust' and kill 'points' within a couple of lines but the whole affair was fucking win. Depending on how much Vietnam is, I may have to buy it. So much victory to be had if you're in a full 4 man squad.

Can't say I'm feeling in the Unch zone tonight. Tiredness, and work to do. Sos bled.

New Vegas is a whole new game my friend. The DLC on PS+ is for Fallout 3.

Hehe, tis fine. There were two targets out of the door to the right, one pretty much in my grid. There was also one behind him, so I pistolled him first, then I ran out and couldn't find the other dude. I possibly should've have just tried to shotgun the close guy and then quickly jump over cover and finish off the second. But instead did what I did, thought the escapee had gone back inside the building we were in. Then I saw you. Then I saw the grenade. And the rest is blog.

No, use that seventeen pounds and ninety-five pence to supplement your New Vegas purchase. I'm pretty much campaigning for my friends to get Fallout 3, and if they already have that then New Vegas. Of course I haven't had to campaign much in order to convince the F3 adopters to extend their enjoyment by buying the spin-off, seeing as they know how awesome it will be.

Negative boosters (half health & half ammo) and being awesome by maintaining 15 kills per match. As I said, would've been fucking sweet had I reached 25 in that one game. EDIT: Touché Rez

I've pre-ordered the standard version from Play. Potentially would've been wiser to pre-order from Game because their bonuses include 5 stimpaks, which I'm gonna need for hardcore mode.

You don't have a [that] on me mate. Destroyed you horrid yesterday evening.

And get Unchtage underway again. I want to see you collaborations tuuu. Do you still have that PM stored?

Nah, I'm guessing it'll be a special edition game with extra content. Don't think they would've advertised it like that if it was just a patch.

Just one day, it ended at 8am today. I was tempted (well...) to go on right through to that time because it obviously speeds things up so much. I'll probably do a few games today.

$10.60 needed. I don't think you're going to make it guys. Unlucky, nice try though. Take two commencing tomorrow at 9am?

It's unfortunate that your first Unch multiplayer experience was a buggy one. Earned a heck of a lot of cash today. My highest was 670k in one match, though had Rez not unintentionally team killed me I may have got an extra kill to take me to 25 kills, thus netting me 850k+. Oh well. Have fatigue of this game now. Was half way through level 56, now I'm half way through 58. Christ it's gonna be a long slog to reach 60, considering quintuple earnings comes once every blue moon.

I'm pretty sure I remember hearing that a Treyarch member twittered about sleight of hand not working with snipers.

That be for Force Unleashed 2. I played the demo and thought 'isn't this exactly the same?' Average.