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Next week: Laurence Lowelian Bowen gives the Roman Colleseum and 21st century makeover!

I can't stress this enough - screw ONM, get NGamer instead. They actually know the MEANING of "exclusive". They probably keep checking the dictionary and everything. They broke the news about REmake when they were NGC. They went for months being accused as liars when they revealed Zelda-wiimote. If they have an exclusive they just sodding tell you, usually before anyone else. ONM don't have jack.

VGcats rolls D20 for Int and pwns Penny Arcade with their 3D6+1 laughter spell!

Giant enemy crab raids Nintendo!

Sean Bean + Patrick Stewart = Awesom-oh meter explosion

Whoo! Happy womb escape day Retro, you sexy sack of pubesence!

The senate overules that last image. You sit in a senate box, you play by the rules.

Cumbria Institute of the Arts for me. My student room is in a former brewery. I think that's a good sign.

Shouldn't we at least wait until the game's finished? Just a thought I'd like to throw that out there.

Still sodding massive.

PREDICTION: the Zelda series will undergo a revolutionary and total overhall that will shock and dismay us all, causing thousands to complain bitterly on forums across the Internet. Then we will realise how great it's going to be, and preorder in our millions. You know this to be true.

I bet you would.

I'm on my way! I think I'll nab this British Airways 737. If I'm going to go out, I may as well do it some class.

I'm thinking some kind of first person Oblivion-like setup with Wiimote based hackery and slashery would be quite good.

£3000 up front for every year of Uni study = soft crying noise coming from my wallet.

I may settle for the GC version of TP - Being a student + recent legislation = minature piles of moolah = possibly sticking with GC for a while. I certainly hope that $170 rumour is true.

Actually, that IS very true. Not for me though, could never handle the heat. Or the temperature.

Can we assume a change of site logo as well?

That statement is just so wrong smoke started comming out of monitor. May I recommend Timesplitters 2 - you may have on another format anyway, but if you haven't there it is. F-Zero is an absolute must-have. Totally wipes the floor with Wipeout. Wario Ware is the ultimate party game, but if you must get Mario Party only get MP5. MArio Sunshine is superb, as is Metroid and the Pikmin games. Skies of Arcadia is also worth a spin, even if you don't like RPGs. Hitman 2 remains the best in the series so far in my opinion, and it's ludicrously high-action brother Freedom Fighter is boundless fun. Phantasy Star Online is a must have if you have a couple of willing mates, even without any actual online mode. I would also like to recommend Metal Arms - Glitch in the System. Definitly worth trawling for on Ebay. Barely anyone bought it, which is a damn shame as it's one of the best shooters on GC. Challenging, fabulous game.

Yup, Congrats and good luck! Are you hoping for a guy or a gal or either?

The magnificent lollypop is an especially nice touch.

Lol to all - Moria matrix especially.

Given the Ninty titles likely to be online, I think I'll survive somehow.

I suspect to hope so would be just a tad optimistic.

I seem to recall they're doing dark-matter experiments in a deep mine shaft in Yorkshire. I wonder how that's going?