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Yes. I have absolute faith that they can.

"So yeah, I just wanted to express my opinion..." "So you support Saddamn Hussein?" "What? No. I'm just saying..." "So you support terrorism?" "No, I just wanted to say how tough it's been for Iraqis..." "Pffft. Maybe you'd have a different opinion if YOUR parents had been crucified! Fuckin' terrorist..."

Did you know that Chuck Norris sometimes does their commentary spots. And if video is anything to go by, he's up there them the "best" of them.

I find they work best if you use quick flicks of your wrist and/or upper arm. Think back to Rocky punching that little bag a billion times a second. No hay makers here.

This seems fairly topical: Avril Lavigne - I'm With you. I'm standin' on the bridge. I'm waitin' in the dark. I thought that you'd be here by now. There's nothing but the rain. No footsteps on the ground. I'm listening, but there's no sound. Isn't anyone tryin' to find me? Won't somebody come take me home? It's a damn cold night, tryin' to figure out this life. Won't you take me by the hand, take me somewhere new. I don't know who you are but I, I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm lookin' for a place. I'm searchin' for a face. Is anybody here I know? Cause' nothin's goin' right, And everything's a mess, And no one likes to be alone. Isn't anyone tryin' to find me? Won't somebody come take me home? It's a damn cold night, tryin' to figure out this life. Won't you take me by the hand, take me somewhere new. I don't know who you are but I, I'm with you. I'm with you. Yeah-ee-Yeah Oh, why is everything so confusing? Maybe I'm just out of my mind. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah It's a damn cold night, tryin' to figure out this life. Won't you take me by the hand, Take me somewhere new? I don't know who you are but I, I'm with you. I'm with you. Take me by the hand, Take me somewhere new. I don't know who you are but I'm with you. I'm with you. Take me by the hand, Take me somewhere new. I don't know who you are but I, I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you.

Aww man, I can online game ads are gonna be REAL popular. Valve are clearly on to a winner with CS 1.6. Still, at least it opens up the opportunity of shooting Barry Scott in the face. Still remains the only ad actually worth seeing:

My perfect MGS cast: Solid: Christian Bale Liquid: Sean Bean Now grease the both of them up and have them wrestle on top of Rex for 2 hours. Job done. Mmmmmm. While We're about it though: Psycho Mantis: Johnny Depp Meyrl: Kiera Knightly (but she'll have to bulk up a bit.) Generic Guard: Samuel L Jackson Also agree with Dante there.

China V Queens Park rangers - it's WW3!!

9pm according to the Beeb. I will be standing on a very tall building, staring over the city as the wind whips up my dark cloak, heralding the impending doom which I will have to defeat before East Enders comes on. Yes, it's frankly embarrassing. Every time we get so much as a snowflake the authorities feel compelled to hire balding loonatics to break into people's homes and start screaming about "Not inhaling the ash."

Damn you Villain, why do you get such cool SOBs?

Just to check, everyone knows that the 24 movie now starts filming summer '08 ya? Just making sure that's in the domain.

If you go in, go in knowing this - you either come out a man, or you don't come out at all.

Dammit all, I just got the fireworks set up and everything.

The title for this thread is all wrong. Shouldn't it read along the lines of: Guitar Hero for Wii. Guitar Hero for Wii Guitar Hero for the ****ing Wii!! :yay: :bouncy: :shock: :shock: :bowdown: Or something along those lines anyway.

More later.

No no, you misunderstand. It isn't the game. It's isn't the people who play them. It's not even the fact that bloody minded violence is the primary selling point. It's that "19" year old boys are actually simple enough to shill money for the boon of feeling "adult" and "mature" as opposed to the 20-something "kidz" chilling happily with Dewey and their Eledes. Like Big Brother or The Daily mail, It's a madness I'm just not willing to condone.

Uhhh... I'll just take your word for it.

1937 - Jack Nicholson. That's about it.

Nope nothing here yet. We're forecast for it today and tomorrow on the BBC five day, but the current 24 hour forecast looks clear. Go figure.

Ah, these are always fun. (Good job there 'Trix!)

I'm a little taken aback by people practically flinging themselves at something with excessive violence while nigh-on everything else got a sneering "Pffft, those graphics are kiddy and crap" at best. Because running around as an axe-wielding murderer in a hockey mask is real mature.

Well evidentially that difference is still there is people feel the need to cross from one to the other. If people want to go to what is still a fairly extreme length to transpose themselves into a new viewpoint on life we should support them, but the gender gap is, I think thankfully, far from dead yet. I reckon something fairly scary is might happen when they get round to making artificial sperm though, thus rendering men utterly redundant to even that most basic of biological process. Now how's that for scary?

That's... kinda the point.

So, is this a spoof-Star Trek project or what?

Looks interesting, but I'm still holding out for the golf sim I can play with my actually-golfing grandpa, and somehow I doubt he'd fully approve of this lecherous, only semi-legal kind of lonely-teenager entertainment. As appealing as it may be. Don't let me down Tiger.