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gaggle64

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  1. 1-0. I shall savor this quietly though, I've got you again on Friday and two of my best players are injured, damn you.
  2. Slightly reduced loading times making inter galactic travel more hassle free, also texture popup does seem slightly reduced, and those occasional mid level pauses are totally gone. Elevators are all still there unfortunately, but now I can listen to all the full range of audio subtleties the game has to offer now that my Xbox's disk drive isn't producing enough thrust to move the Earth out of orbit.
  3. Einstein and Eddington A simply brilliant piece of programming, with two massively powerful performances from both Tennant and Serkis. It threatened to bring me to tears on a couple of occasions. Don't worry about the science, go grab it on iPlayer, right now. Wins bonus point for finally explaining in simple terms to me what exactly the theory of relativity is.
  4. Well he did collide with a 4x4. Could've been a whole lot worse really. Heck, the 4x4 probably got totaled if he went into it chin first.
  5. "Don't mind if I put on a CD do you? I've just bough the new James Blunt album..."
  6. Personally I'm amazed you can't change simple colours on your clothing.
  7. Something similar. I have these great walking boots I like to wear a lot. They keep my feet dry, and make me feel like a proper man.
  8. As ever with avatar creators, this is what I would like on a very good day. Also took a punt on one of the premium themes (I tried the Forza one). Nothing special but it's better then the rather dull standard themes.
  9. There's loads of the things in the London suburbs. City life obviously suits them as natural scavengers. This is why people in Florida keep finding Alligators in their swimming pool: you build over somethings home, that something still ain't going to shift until it really wants to.
  10. Not sure what to say about that last one - got drubbed 5-2 despite most of my players putting in above average performances. I suppose it was a rather experimental line-up.
  11. He's almost certainly there for the specific purpose of misleading fans.
  12. A disappointing draw, but it still leaves me best of the rest so I'm on target. It's Oddy's again this season I think.
  13. For a second there I read that as "cock watching".
  14. I've been at it for a couple of hours in the story mode and I'm enjoying it immensely. I've heard there were sections which forced you to fight, although I've yet to have to incapacitate more then two consecutive cops. A couple of sections which did seem hopeless until the discovery of the most ideal route and speed through it allows me just to blast past/over any aggressors. It's trial and error, but it's just so satisfying when you get it right.
  15. I our defense, we're only gently pulling people down to our level before they fall anyway.
  16. Use them on her sister, then have have angry fall out sex, then extensive "just good friends" oral sex, followed by passionate but uncomfortable make up sex in a storage cupboard at your workplace or in a public toilet. Duh.
  17. Fantastic news, congratulations! At this rate you'll soon have enough to start your own 70s-themed musical family troupe.
  18. I think my mind caved in again. There's still a part of me that sincerely believes I can control the weather.
  19. My mental energies aren't with me today. Writing is even slower then usual. New conclusion: I am so bored of my own existence, I might set something on fire just to see what the fallout will be for my own personal life.
  20. You really should try the demo though. That bit of it is free.
  21. I'd just achieve even less every day.
  22. Word of advice - crank this up to the highest difficulty setting. A prosaic but sublime zombie infested shooter is suddenly transformed into a helter-skelter flee for survival. It definitly needs some humans too - it demand the co-operative play and the seamless dropping in and out combined with the pressing issue of survival being totally dependent on each other should produce many willing online Samaritans.
  23. The online co-op on this thing is absolutely god damn superb. Shooting it up with my flatmate's, Dyson dropped in halfway to lend us a hand, without so much as a minor break in the game play. I mean he literally took control in the middle of a firefight and we carried on regardless. The controls are just perfect for a console shooter too.
  24. Slightly off topic, but this is genuinely the most amazing project I have seen in ages. Anyway, back on topic, I think most can agree god was having a little bit of an off day when he invented penis and it's related equipment. All those nerve endings collect in a pouch dangling beneath a body strikes me as a rather glaring design flaw. Now that I think about it, I recall Dylan Moran did a rather good bit about the whole business. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KdrVkPBy5nw
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