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I'm with you on this one Dazzy! I started up the game yesterday and have played through up until you get the ship. So far it has been the most painful game to play that I have ever played! Walk 10 metres, cutscene, walk another 10 metres, cutscene... rinse and repeat. What a fucking bore this game has been so far! Please someone, tell me this gets better and I can actually start gaming instead of watching some uninteresting drivel then going for a walk for a few minutes only to watch more pointless drivel.

So, what should I play next? I game almost exclusively on the Gamepad whilst my flatmate uses the TV. Of course I do get time every now and again to use the TV too but really not all that often. I'm still to finish ZombiU because of this. So, I guess it's mainly games that are enjoyable on the Gamepad alone. To play I have the following... Assassins Creed 3 Splinter Cell Blacklist Wonderful 101 I absolutely do not know what to play next! What do you think?

Holy shi... some of those pics!!!

I thought online was confirmed? It has right? But yeah, if it doesn't have voice chat I'll not get it.

I'm ok with my body, I'm not in bad shape but not as healthy as I could be. Compared to when I did martial arts I'm not fit at all though. I'm a right hairy fucker but love the fact I am, my chest, belly, shoulders and even a little bit on my lower back is hairy... but it's my Persian Rug and I love it! I have a series of Keloid scars on my chest that is very visible and some would consider it unsightly. Other than the fact they hurt, especially when hair grows through them, they don't bother me at all and I'm comfortable enough with myself that I don't mind taking off my top as oppose to keeping them covered and being embarrassed about it. I love winding people up and coming up with daft ways about how I got them. Haha All in all, I happy with how I am.

Yeah @Zechs Merquise is in good shape. @Blade on the other hand... I love you really Blade! You sexy bastard! Haha

That one was just an exclusive titles vid though. They need a 3rd party vid too! It's not MH3 though, it's MH3U.

They should've shown MH3U in that reel too.

Got my copy, sat on my desk here at work... crap thing is, I'll not be playing it this weekend as my girlfriend booked a surprise weekend stay in north Wales. Gutted!

Got my copy, sat on my desk here at work... crap thing is, I'll not be playing it this weekend as my girlfriend booked a surprise weekend stay in north Wales. Gutted!

Get ready for another year of Canand spamming Miiverse with the question "when we're getting DLC?". Sorry @canand but the spamming of Miiverse was the reason I took you off my friend list. It was clogging up the activity feed on Miiverse!

Also forgot De Bruyne. We don't need Willian at all!

The funny thing is, I don't look like much at all. I'm not well built, I'm only 5'9 and my whole demeanour is cheery and pleasant. Of my friends I could easily be thought of as the weakest just looking at us, which is why people may have tried to bully me when I was younger or mug me when I've been older. What those people don't know is that I was toughened up and so I can absolutely defend myself. This is why I believe "toughen up" works. Not just saying it, but if the person takes heed of it and actually does toughen up.

If someone pulls a knife on you, don't hand your stuff over, drop it on the floor and let them know, it's theirs if they fancy taking it. Now you've got two choices. Let him take your stuff or take him on if he's stupid enough to go for you stuff without thinking. A lad threatened my brother with a knife whilst he was working (door to door sales at the time) and my brother did this. He dropped his stuff on the floor, he said he could see from the muggers demeanour that this was an empty knife threat and when the mugger went to pick the stuff upy brother beat him senseless. The fucker didn't expect that! If the mugger does look like he'll use the knife happily, let him take your stuff and go. At least you've given yourself an opportunity to perhaps stop yourself from being mugged.

From experiences I've had and seen, telling teachers made things worse because the bullies upped their torment outside of school. If you smack them good when they first start bullying you, they'll not do it again. In both schools I went to, fighting was normal. Something that wasn't "tolerated", but kids fight and there was no avoiding it. Especially at Grammar, fights occurred all the time. I dislocated a lads jaw and ruptured his tendons in his mouth in a fight because he was trying to bully me. The poor bastard couldn't talk for ages! My punishment was having to carry gym benches up to the nearby church for the Xmas service. Expulsion was never mentioned then as people confirmed he was trying to bully me and I just stood up for myself and defended myself. After that, one of his mates and the supposed hardest of our year tells me he's going to kick crap out of me after school. I figured the best course of action was to nip that one in the bud and say to him "why wait until after school to get your arse handed to you. Might as well have me kick shit out of you now so less people see and you aren't as embarrassed." So I kick crap out of him and the nobody tried bullying me after that. I'd even defend others that got bullied, preventing them from being bullied too. No matter how wrong you think it to be, beating up a bully is a sure-fire way to stop bullying.

Yes, it worked which is why I see it being good advice.

Don't think I haven't been in fights against groups. I have, plenty. I just gave a better account of myself in the fight than they gave. Never bullied again. Good advice. Teachers have threatened expulsion, never happened because of a meeting my dad had with the school. He'd said to the headmaster, deputy head and my form teacher at the time that they cannot blame me. He's told me to beat up people that try bullying me, because if I just tell the teachers the bullying would carry on both inside and outside of school. He then guaranteed them that now, after having beaten them up, that I'd not be bullied again and that there'd not be an ongoing issue for them to deal with. Their reply was "could you please tell him to not do it inside school?". You know what? My dad was right, bullying didn't occur anywhere near as much. I've faced a potential assault charge and it got laughed off because I was the victim so charges never came about. I was jumped by 7 lads after a night out because I was "a foreign cunt". I ended up putting one of them in a coma for 6 days after he suffered a brain haemorrhage. A couple days after the fight I had CID knock on my door and take me to the local police station where I went through questioning on video. After the questioning Detective Inspector Andrew Reynolds said this to me "Off the record, in my eyes justice has been done. We've told them that of they try to press charges that we'd press charges upon them of both assault and affray and because you're the victim, you'd get off and they'd get punished. They probably won't be starting fights anytime soon." It's good advice, people should toughen up.

Toughen up is a brilliant piece of advice. All my life growing up I've had people try and bully me, mainly because I'm half Iranian. Bullying was something that my dad knew I may go through, so he made sure I was toughened up. He taught me to fight, sent me to martial arts classes and gave me a piece of advice "If someone tries to bully you, beat them up and beat them up well. Theyll never try bullying you ever again". When people tried to bully me, I beat the shit out of them. Lo and behold, after that there was one less person that tried bullying me. I was never a victim of bullying because I was toughened up! People saying its bad advice don't have a clue. It stops the bullying. That's another funny one, people say violence doesn't solve anything. Well I'll tell you what; it does solve some things. It stopped me from being bullied. (By the way, I'm not some thug, I just stand up for myself. I try to talk my ways out of fights if it looks like things might kick off but if anyone tried to bully, I'd defend myself from the bullying and put an immediate end to it.)

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Pre-ordered my copy today with Grainger Games, they've had it confirmed to them that they'll be getting it for 5/11.

Sorry Serebii, it wasn't meant to offend. Was just being cheeky.

Serebii thinks its too difficult because he also lives in the stone-age. :p

Pikmin and Nintendoland should both have been online, it would e been easy to do, as would SM3DW. Nintendo just live in the stone-age is all.

Wow, I'm drunk, just read that back... Hilarious!

I can't help but think this isn't the case though. People will have bought 3rd party games on console they already owned so I don't think it would've made a difference. The problem lies in Nintendo not maturing in the same way their fans have. The majority of Nintendo hardcore are gamers that gamed in the 80's/90's, no they don't live with their brothers and sisters, their friends that they gamed with now live seperate lives in different cities thanks to uni/marriage etc. Nintendo of all companies should've embraced online gaming as their fans needed it most! The oldest of the gamers. They'd have stuck around if the Xbox and the 360 didn't offer the online services they wanted Nintendo to offer! This is true for many of my friends and even my brother, who has turned into an Xbox fan!