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  1. Chris the great
    loved it. in so many ways did i love that film. its got everything. "wisky"
  2. Chris the great
    *fixes it with ham*
  3. Chris the great
    well, men in the uk would often work hand in hand, arm in arm around town as recently as the late 1800's, it was only when homosexuality was cracked down on that they stopped, lest they be sent to jail. as for that guy in iraq, i don't get it. its not like homosexuality hurts any one, and i certainly dont associate it with islam. my personal feeling is the guys a closet gay and hates himself for it.
  4. Chris the great
    well, either way, i was not shown the area to go. and this wasnt like a one off thing either.
  5. Chris the great
    couldent see fuck all. the whole game seemed geared around pointing at lara's poop chute. on several ocasions i was ment to jump in directions i couldent see. how i was ment to know this is anyones guess.
  6. Chris the great
    Tomb raider: Underworld or Camera issues push me over the edge. ok, so you know its not good when you stop playing a game because your stress is threatening to make you shit yourself in protest. the game had so much potential. it looked nice, the story seemed servicable, the levels were well desgined. unfortunatly the game failed in two major ways. firstly, combat was bollocks. i mean utter shite, youd think storming an enemy ship would be exciting. it wasnt. youd think fighting tigers would get the pulse going. it didnt. combat boiled down to "hold fire and move a bit" if it was any less invovling, the guns would fire automaticaly, and why the crap should i need to fill a meter to get a head shot? if i point my guns at somthings head and fire. that counts as a head shot. it just does. at least the platforming can makeup for it, right? wrong. you know, i have no real problem with the controles, but being totaly unaware of the existence of anouther ledge due to the camera flat out refusing to move away from lara's arse was a joke. it actuialy forces you to just jump and hope it works out. I will say that the QTE approach was cool, just slow the level down and have regular moves. good *Looks pretty *well laid out levels *cool QTE bad *fighting is boring *impossible to see what your doing *motorbike section 4/10, wated a solid frame work.
  7. Chris the great
    or, if your me, they put the wrong game in the box. bought super paper mario, walked home (30 mins) found harry potter and the goblet of fire staring back at me from inside, so i walked back (30 mins) explained what they had done and walked back home again (30 mins) it was lucky i checked, i was staying in my student house due to a messed up birthday weekend for a friend, didnt even have my wii with me and was going home for a week later that day.
  8. Chris the great
    gotta say, latly theres been a load of crap thrown at new members, probebly why so few seem to stay. personaly, i like the subject of the thread, its somthing ive always woundered about people collecting games.
  9. Chris the great
    i see no point in keeping things sealed, i mean, you might as well just have an empty box. how can you apreciate a game without playing it?
  10. Chris the great
    see, on september 11th 2001 (8 years ago today) musslim extreemists hijacked 4 civilian jets. two of these jets were flown into the twin towers of the world trade center, one into the pentago and in the forth plan, the passengers resisted and the plane crashed before reacing its apparent desitnation of camp david, were the president would have been. what the picture does is to subtaly parrody the greeting card culture of today, and blatently dissrguard the inherent tragedy of the event. the humour is mostly in its shock value, being so sick and twisted, and so outside of social conventions, it elicits a laugh from sheer wrongness.
  11. Chris the great
    sorry.
  12. Chris the great
    its impossible to predict the random, so he must be playing us for saps. i just want to know how, crafty little gay.
  13. Chris the great
    i recon it was orc mischief with his balls. possibly a digital display on them.
  14. Chris the great
    do you have a high tempriture? if not you dont have swine flu. work was sad, lots of friends gone, only i remain. thats the nature of life, the weak die and the strong survive.
  15. Chris the great
    awww, what a good looking couple. makes us mortal organ bags look like crap.
  16. Chris the great
    soon as i need the media to big it up, they start to dissmiss it. they decide to let people go due to lack of demand, yet the past two mornings have been super busy. thanks, but im not expecting anouther job any time soon, best hope is sending out a million CVs i hate looking for jobs, its soul destroying.
  17. Chris the great
    my day? found out my job is being cut back from 40 hours to 12. bassicly, my job will be pointless. there is no curse in the tounge so ents, men or orcs to describe how gutted i am. it might have been a shit job, but at least it was money.
  18. Chris the great
    got a phone call from my sister, heard her say "ive been engauged for 2 hours" i was very pleased, kept saying great news, im very happy for you, she asked what i was being an arse for. turns out she said "youve been engauged for 2 hours" my dad forgot to hang the phone up.
  19. Chris the great
    drove all the way to work, argued with my dad because he cant tell left from right. made his directions hard to follow. work had an omonous air to it "somthing" is happening tommorow, but we arnt allowed to know.
  20. Chris the great
    i agree. i was waiting to the end expecting major laughs. id have been better remebering the stupid falling into a pool sequence in my dream last night.
  21. Chris the great
    well done! ive still got a little more to do on uncharted. i'll get it done in the week running up to uncharted 2.
  22. Chris the great
    dead space is one of my highlites of 2008's games. its an unbelivably emersive game, if just 1/4 of that emersion is realised on the wii, i'll be happy.
  23. Chris the great
    picked charlie, my new car, up from the dealer today, had a brief drive, round a car park to get the feel, then about 4 miles home. all went well, steering is good but the brakes are a little harsh. did need then due to some dozy sod not indicating, meaning i got an emergancy stop. had a nightmare reversing onto the drive. stalled a lot. felt like a twat. in my defence, the drive is a big slope.
  24. Chris the great
    so i might be going speed dating. not exactly sexuality based but still. await my tale of social awkwardness and walking away with no numbers.
  25. Chris the great
    ok, quick update of my life and times. got a car, did i mention? well im picking it up tommorow, no licence yet but i'll practice a bit more in it. had a hair cut today, look nice again. signed on to a charity cos the girl doing all that was pretty. i wanted to hold her in my arms and tell her how truly beautiful she was. ive had to settle for storing her face in my memory for a wank later.
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