Coolness Bears

SPICY!

I love Kate Nashs new album. It is enjoyment in my ears from TOP to BOTTOM. Good to walk along to.

NOSEPASS IS SPICY as per usual. Bidoof is seriously Epic. Actual laughter for several minutes.

Watching Weekly: The Simpsons, Family Guy, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Cougar Town, Gossip Girl, South Park, Community, Doctor Who. Catching up on: Two and a Half Men, Hannah Montana, 30 Rock, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, The Hills, American Dad. Waiting to start again: It's always Sunny in Philidelphia, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Snog, Marry or Avoid, Peep Show. (not sure if they will) Want to catch up on: House, Sex and the City, Desperate Housewives, True Blood, One Tree Hill, Heroes, Shameless, 90210, 24, Buffy, Dollhouse. Want to start watching: Big Love, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Dexter, Firfly, Weeds. Wishing had never been cancelled: Arrested Development, The Simple Life. Wishing was fucking cancelled already: Alan Titchmarsh. Yeah I made that bigger than it needed to be as a bit of a reference for later. Not sat down and thought about it before.

btw I wasn't actually disappointed by Muse. :p I infact like the album. It was more of a reference to Stuwii that didn't work.

OUCH! My friend wants to wax my legs, I don't understand a girls obsession with wanting to strip hair off men...oh wait the intense pain! :p Oh aye, I barely understanding shaving. I even managed to break my electric shaver the other day so now it is all wonky on one side.

Today was a long day. Good though, I had this Psychology Public Speaking fun thing that I had had to prepare for today the question was... "10 things I've learnt from my pet" About 40 people were present and we were being judged by psycholoy staff. >___< I hate talking in front of people but I'd been roped into it by my group (DAMN YOU TAILS!) Everyone who was taking part names were being called out and it got to the end and I hadn't. Then they were like was there anyone else? My friend was like "himmm" and pointed at me. :p So got up all shifty and tramp like and did it! I'm suprised at myself. I talked about cats for 5 or so minutes and came first place. Much to my shock! I was like. :o:o I don't understand how to take praise. *nervous smile* *nervous smile* *nervous smile* I won some stuff for a BBQ. I actually had people laughing, that was a great feeling.

Blah la la, That's nothing you should take comfort in the fact that in Belgium Cows have Lazer guns.

Kate Nash: My Best Friend is You.

What crazy people don't read the manual when they first get a game? I not only read the manual but sniff it as well. ...and lick the box.

I'll probably come unless something more important comes up like plucking my toenails. (is that a thing?) *checks* ...hmm apparently not. I don't want to pluck my eyebrows as they have a certain charming quality about them. Can men epiliate? I enjoyed it last year, sitting on a hill for many hours can entertain me no end unless the sun is burning down then I will either faint/get sunstroke/turn into a beast of the night which is some sort of deformed male prostitute. It's also nice to get me out of that house away from all that nagging, and noise...of a family of love. la la la la. :p

Happy Birthday. As a gift from me to you I give you whatever is copied and pasted right now. Ooh, it's a youtube video. ermm...enjoy! Original post was too manly anyway.

When I look at Dannyboy's picture it looks like an eskimo,with oversized snowman hands, that has accidently chopped of his own mishapen penis. Y'all and your dirty minds! :p My day consisted of Pokemon and going to the cinema and the unlikely surprise of having someone who I knew for about 2 weeks when I first started Uni (but had to leave) turn up and ask whether they could sleep on my floor. They tried to win me over through guilt but they forgot one thing.... THE DEMON TOOK MY SOUL! (in exchange for getting me dressed in the morning.) Yeah I can't deal with someone I barely know sleeping on my floor, I'd have to stay awake all night. I need my beauty sleep for tomorrow if I'm to talk about cats! ...wait actually I need very little sleep if I'm to be at my most whimiscal. ANYWAY, I've got no space on my floor my room is a mess and Miley Cyrus is currently occupying it.

I've been listening to Madonna. BIG TIMES. her albums are all messed up on Spotify, which is confusing! Songs of the day: Lena Meyer - Satellite The song is weirdly entrancing. maybe it's her face, or the way she speaks english. Madonna - Thief of Hearts The song turns me on or something less embarrassing. Madonna is much more interesting than I realised! Actual SONG OF THE WEEK: Holly Miranda - Forest Green, Oh Forest Green Mellow as anything and just insanely relaxing. What I've been listening to this week: (other than Madonna) Selena Gomez Fun. Holly Miranda - The Magicians Private Library Magical. :awesome: MGMT - Congratulations It hasn't grabbed me yet on my first listen.

@SCOOP: Not at all, babies are creepy. THEY KNOW! O____O Anyway, I've not updated y'all on mah life for a while. So here is a tiny look into what's been going on the past few weeks, if anyone is interested? :p Ah well I'm typing it anyway! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? *Back to the future theme* I just went to get dinner when I was outside talking to my mum on the phone when some one came up to me and POPPED a balloon in my ear. I looked over at a bunch of welsh 16 year olds laughing, I smiled. ...and then they waved at me and went KON NI CHI WAAAAAA! :S ermm what? either they don't know what language that is or they thought I looked Japanese. I wish Miley Cyrus branched out into Dethcore. New ambition: Go to america just to look at the trees, I need a state that has awesome trees. Coolness-likes-trees. All this week I've been contemplating on whether to continue with Psychology had serious discussions with Mi Madre y la tutor. I was not feeling that swell (mickey mouse)at the start of the week but now I feel... MISPELT WHINZAPHON! : peace: I was like waleswaleswalesSTATSSTATSSTATSwaleswaleswales. they countered that with "you are not actually failing the year, you are at a good average" 50% Oh that put a smile on my face, like so. Also last stats test on monday and I also have to talk about Cats or something! So i'mma continue with psychology even though experiments with dots confuse the hell out of me. ALSO, chin vice, kinky. This week I made a monumental leap into douchery by actively engaging in the action: THIS GUY! and pointing to myself. Kim Kardashians voice always suprises me. (in a good way) BUG EYES ALSO, I woke up the other day and my first thought was "I wonder what Paris Hiltons mum looks like?" It's Kathy Hilton she is 51 the same age as Madonna. Which slices me into my next point, I've been giving her a whirl! Okay now on with what is actually happening in my life, My uni work has to be handed in 4th May. I have this experiment thing to do but the group I'm in is useless. blah la la. It is sunny outside! People are having fun/eating BBQ's. Due to my Paranoia I always feel like thay are talking about the best ways to cook me when I roll on past which makes me very nervous. Well the site of people does that but still. :p I'm staying in doors like a creature of the dark playing Pokemon. I'm currently in the Ice Cave with an oldman taking pictures of me. OH YES. Gossip Girl later, I've saved up 3 episodes for me to watch. Exciting. OUCH! I just poked myself in the nose and now it is bleeding! ROCKET LAWNCHER. Metal Slug is fun at 3am. Finally, tomorrow = Kick Ass + Clash of the Titans is gonna be a good ol' day o' winness pears. Is it Dolce Gabanna or Dolce and Gabanna? Their google chrome theme is leopardy.

BAD ASS. They just went up on my list. Octopuseseseseses are sexy. look at it twirling.

6 SPICY BEARS OUT OF 7 is beyond 10/10. :p Don't worry! Yes, my rating scale has got more complicated to the point that I don't understand it. Back to the Future 1 and 2 are Genius Pears. I can now seperate the two because before this rewatch 1 and 2 had merged together into one awesome movie. Right I'mma watch Part 3 next and then go back to one.

2 for £10's in HMV. Hannah Montana Live + bonus DVD. Hannah Montana: The Movie Also got Hannah Montana Hits Remixed since it was £4 add that to my Miley Cyrus Collection. Right now I need to pre order Hannah Montana Season 3 part 1 and 2 and when I get the money get the Hannah Montana Collection which is 4 CD's which is £11.37 at the moment. Also Gossip Girl Season 2. Blah, next week I won't be eating. :p OH today I bought Metal Slug Anthology for Wii because I love the series and I've never played Metal Slug 6! Worth it at £4.99.

Back to the Future Part 2 Doc is a sexy oldman I give him an OMR of 8/10 The whole thing screams nostalgiiiiiiiiiia in my brain as I'd not seen it since I was a young chap but it all came screaming back to me. Most enjoyable. 6 SPICY BEARS OUT OF 7.

I forgot how amazingly incredible South Park is. The Tale of Scrotie Mcboogerballs. Butters is awesome. People being sick while reading the book didn't get old, it just got funnier. Medicinal Fried Chicken I share Cartmans KFC pain. Randy stole the episode though, so gooooooood. Bouncing on his own oversized testicles to a ridiculous tune, win. You've got 0 friends Shows referencing Facebook is one of my most hated things as it comes off as poorly tact on and just awful but South Park nailed it. Chat Roulette. Being sucked into Facebook and the pointlessness of it all. Tron references + yahtzee. I'm with Stan, my friend made my account. For once I wanted a happy ending for that little boy, South Park delivered. 200 Brilliant. Excellence in cartoon form. I had fun spoting all the different celebrities! Such a delicious treat for fans of the show. TOPPED OFF with mecha-streisand. SO EPIC. I lost it at that point. 3 great episodes in a row after an okay opener to the Season.

Darker than Black is worth watching.

In my school we spent whole lessons being taught how to draw our own Pokemon. I may not be a clever man but I can now draw a deformed octopus with 9 legs squirting mashed potato from its eyes. If that's not education for the real world I don't know what is.

...you fall asleep on top of the keyboard at 4am while watching a video of an oldman trying to play the guitar in his hallway on youtube.

If you want to get rid of a fox just use a cat. TRUE FACTS. Cats would rip them apart.