Coolness Bears

I've just noticed that... very bizarre she sort of hits herself in the face in excitement!

Yay! A new member! :p Welcome Xiviliai! *hugs* My day was good. I went to the Cinema, which I did not expect! and the rest of it was revision! I also cooked the dinner this evening.

Kind of bored of this now but here are some that made me laugh. Stranger: HI JERK You: Hi! You: you seem friendly Stranger: r u from brazil? You: no Stranger: liar Stranger: tell me where ur from You: Brasil Stranger: I FUCKING THOUGHT SO Your conversational partner has disconnected. and Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: penis You: you have a small one Your conversational partner has disconnected.

DANTE MY MANATEE! Are you the walrus I'm looking for? no idea what that means. SOMEONES BEEN AT THE CRAZY SAUCE AGAIN! anyway have a great birthday that is not hepped up on goofballs! GOOFBALLS!

Have you topped up more before than in those 3 years? As this is my 3rd time ever!

Arrested Development. Episodes 1-3 I only just finished but I've already started again, I loved it so much. I want to see things I did not notice the first time round. It is so brilliantly written and even more hilarious the second time. Tobias crying in the shower is too good. So many classic moments just in these first 3 episodes! I've also been saying "Me thinks the cupid I shall play" for the rest of the day! not even in context. 7 Bears out of 7. The Simpsons Season 20: Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe. Twas a great episode in my opinion and continues the good run it has been on lately. The story was solid and the two plots worked very well and they got into it straight away. The ending was sweet and I found it really funny! They never get a Moe episode wrong! 5 and a half bears out of 7.

There are Five things you need to know about me: 1. I'm always Hungry. 2. I'm always Happy. 3. I'm easily Confused. 4. I always forget. 5. I never Sleep. (because sleep is the cousin of death!) Nicholas be my real name or as I recently filled out on a Uni application Nicoholas. My life begins in a strange place not far from here. In a small country called Paraguay. Land Locked with no water for miles around it is a dank and dark place and I shall nay return. Not that I would have gathered that information at 3 weeks old. I don't remember any of my time in Paraguay except the pictures I've been shown... but they are strangely of Brazil... 3 weeks and 6 days after I was born ,having spent time with a foster mum, my adoption papers went through and I was whisked off to the merry old land of England. I've never met my real mother and have no great urge. I saw a picture of her recently and it is basically me with curly hair. I could make a good woman...wait scratch that last statement! Also found out that I'm the youngest so I have brothers/sisters. And so the hilarity begins. I was hilarious as a young child between the ages of 3-6 because who doesn't want to see a podgy Paraguian boy constantly fall over? That consisted most of my childhood. Except eating and my love affair with (no not an icecream sandwich) The Simpsons, which is strong to this day! Also watching inappropriate films for an 8 year old. I'm quite shy and that has stuck with me for years but I've gradually shaken that off and never been afraid to say what I mean! I believe the truth is the most important thing to have it may sound bad but I really don't lie. I tell anyone anything. So although shy I am quite open, I don't like secrets. Some say I'm the eternal child. I wouldn't disagree. Normally this is a good thing but other times I've been told I live too much in a fantasy cartoon world! (which is probably true. :p) I want to see Monsters VS Aliens this easter! but when it comes to working/life I have my feet firmly on the ground and my head screwed on more than people think. I'm not as stupid as I look. I know what exactly what I'm doing. I work hard and hopefully this year it will pay off. I've always been on the straight and narrow, never set a foot wrong. Some would say this is boring but it works for me and I have nothing to complain about. I live in the present I don't think about the past as I don't want to live a life of regrets and I don't look to the future as that is the one thing that scares me. Which brings me on to Uni. If all goes well I'll be off to Wales in September. This will be the furthest and first time I've been away from my parents properly. Strangely I'm not nervous I'm damn excited I feel like my life is about to begin. : peace: The adventure of Coolness Bears starts there and who knows where life will take me. I've never been in love or ever been interested in anyone or have anyone be interested in me! I'm in no rush. Finally my ambition. I've had it since I was five. I want to be an author. I have many ideas but I need to gain the knowledge and skills to get them down on the page. In the mean time I'll see where Psychology gets me. I'm not that concerned about money as long as I have enough to live and eventually to provide for my family! I would love to have children one day... perhaps adopt? Which brings me onto my family. I love them and they are the most important people in my life. The greatest times have been with my family. From Holiday's to even just sitting around on the simpliest of Sunday afternoon's. I feel so fortunate that I've been given this opportunity. I make the most of it as I could be selling melons from a cart at the side of the road with my brother Pedro!

I topped up my phone for the 3rd time ever in 2 years today. It was a magical confusing moment as no one knew what I meant by a Top Up card any more, some E-Pin or something. Anywho 5 pounds made its way to my phone and thus my 2nd and 3rd text where sent. Ringtones still scare the life out of me however and I provided amusement for two people when I leapt up in the air when it rang. I also changed the 5 peoples numbers I had to names and such from Arrested Development. Now I have no idea who I'm ringing! :p Other than that my day has been psychology revision and Resident Evil 5! Oh and Bat For Lashes new album, which I cannot stop listening to!

I physically cannot stop listening to Bat For Lashes Two Suns. I've tried and it was painful I couldn't make it through a song. Me thinks it is my favourite album of the year thus far and it shall take a lot to beat it for me! (maybe Grizzly Bears new album which I have yet to listen to.) Two Planets started playing as I entered into a tense Boss battle in Resident Evil 5, twas brilliant.

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved KNEE I call him GAMBLOR, and it's time to snatch KNEE from his neon claws! Who's with me?

one of the forum greats! HOW DID I MISS THIS. I'm ahsamed in myself. I hope you had a good birthday, mate.

Bat for Lashes new album is godly. It shall be on loop for the rest of the day!

NICE ONE MATE. HIGH FIVE FROM SNORLAX! I love your website!

Shrek The Third Not as good as Shrek or Shrek 2 but it wasn't as bad as I'd thought would be. The story wasn't as strong as in the other two but there was still a lot to love about the movie and it had me laughing several times throughout. It felt a little short but there were some great characters. 5 Bears out of 7.

Happy Birthdays!

I'm confused I keep using my power to help out but it doesn't seem to work. I had my power. Then someone took my horns, I lost my power but then I was given them back so I can use it again? But I've sent in who I want to target each time and nothing has happened! I feel so useless!

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: CHILI ? You: no I'm quite warm. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: can i see your penis? You: I'm a woman Stranger: wanna see mine? You: no Stranger: damn Stranger: can i see ur breasts? You: yes Stranger: really? You: no because i'm a man Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger:Who are you? You: Daniel Craig. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi yo, where r u from? You: USA Your conversational partner has disconnected. People don't like the Daniel Craig or the USA!

I AM THE MAJESTIC STAG

There was a severe lack of Old People dancing when I went to see Mamma Mia. I was disappointed!

Aww I'm having a weirdly awesome time. here is a quick friends one for you: Stranger: hi You: would you like a wicked wango card? Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. Also: Stranger: what is your opinion on gay marriage? You: I say we should definately do it Your conversational partner has disconnected. The short ones are my faves otherwise I've got weird conversations about the existence of a Lolrus and shown the man the true light and A conversation with God with me as Jesus also one where I almost convinced a so called lesbian to marry me!

I just had an awesome conversation. Stranger: you remind me of the babe You: what babe? Stranger: the babe with the power You: What power? Stranger: the power of hoodo You: Who do? Stranger: you do! You: do what? Stranger: remind me of the babe!

You: I love tents Stranger: why You: they are my home Stranger: you live in a tent You: yes You: I thought everyone did Stranger: no You: oh ok. You: I'll stop living in a tent Stranger: where do you live You: in a tent Your conversational partner has disconnected. When did I turn into the crazy?

Stranger: THEY ARE FIRE AT US!! Stranger: RETURN WITH GUN Stranger: IM HIT!!1 You: OH NOES Stranger: TELL WIFE I AM LOVE HER

Haha reading this thread has made me laugh! Woah that was fun just had my first go... lasted about 10 seconds! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey its me Stranger: tom hanks You: hey tom hanks You: I'm a cat Stranger: oh shit Stranger: a typing cat Stranger: really? You: soon we will take over the world then you'll be sorry! Your conversational partner has disconnected.