Ok. I wanted a penis(omgaygayalolol) the other day, specifically one drawn in MsPaint, so I googled quite such a thing. In my random folly, little did I know I would discover possibly the best thing ever to grace the internets. I contemplated posting it here, then I decided against, now I've decided for! Essentially, somebody posted a penis, and set the challenge to make it NOT look like a penis using only MsPaint, with only one certain ground rule;
Rule 1 - 50% of the original picture must remain, i.e. you can't just white out the whole picture.
http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=570589
I don't know if/how well this will work, but we're a forum largely full of boys, and no boy has made it through his life into manhood(and very much beyond) without being artistically creative with a penis at some point(though not literally), so I'm hoping this might just work. I guess it'll be done by, people create a new picture out of the penis, we decide on the best, that person then gets to draw their own penis(again not literally) and so forth. Unlimited entries per penis, as long as it isn't like...a billion of them. If you're confused, check out the thread above.
Oh yeah, mods/admins, despite this being well funny, I can totally foresee it not being cool on the boards, if it isn't, get your locking fingers out and just lock the thread right up. If it's cool, then woooooo! I'll await some further confirmation before posting and opening of penis drawing shenanigans.