Ellmeister

Had my first day at work today! Lots of free drinks!

I can't believe Rodwell got sent off, great challenge to get the ball! Suarez showing everyone his acting skills again. I was listening to parts of the Spurs v Arse match and it sounded quite good and that VDV was lucky to stay on the pitch and his goal perhaps handball. I would have preferred a draw personally!

I've got nuffin. I thought Paj was drunk at first. What sort of power is it I can't really tell a pattern with his words.

Happy Birthday! Looks like you got a good haul

Yes! First game, first win

@Dan Dare is there no chance of you moving to find a better job?

D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw :p

I still hate you, but happy birthday Pikemeister

Just so you're aware ReZ and other people. I start my new job next week so I won't be online as much/ will go on phone when I have opportunity! Vote: No lynch

I don't get it

Anti-lad. Although it does sound like you're in there.

If you say "what you name is" I'm not sure how that'll go down :p

Wow, sounds like you like him a bit too much actually

Er, that was my speech! :p And it should read "The only team in the middle league to take the fight to Intergalacticos Stars so far..." :p

He went for a head against the first shortest person on the pitch and had to handball it?! Twat. Also, Torres was unlikely tonight, goalkeeper made some great point blank saves against him.

What is the line?

The way he said now is not the time to talk specifics about what happened is fucking ridiculous. If now isn't the right time when is?! Good to see Lampard score Had unneeded attention put on him and his place in the squad which was a load of rubbish really, he's a team player.

Happy Birthday to all you wonderful people!

Thank you so much Finally after all those losses in the awards before I'm a VIP Thanks Haden!

If he wants to go that much he should take the pay cut like I believe Arteta did to go to Arsenal? I'm probably wrong about that so sorry in advance :p I thinks he's a great player but what a dick.

Wow two picks. But we all know my luck with choosing numbers is appalling. Ill go for 1 and 3 please! I'm very surprised Eights united won, will be a tougher match than I thought next week.

Oh god its true

He scored? I didn't think he'd scored this season so far. My baaaad.

Actually, usually player starts off with a little, usually 2 or 3. Apart from that, Tales is correct, the 10 was the previous season and it went down once the new season matches were scheduled