Ellmeister

Its okay CrapDog, there is no way for me to win, I am fielding a youthful team so it will be three points, as if that was ever in any doubt! 3 major injuries to my defence effectively cripples any challenge I could have made for tomorrow's match! Probably get a record against me!

How anyone lives off anything less than 8 astounds me.

Was in a club last night and this girl who was all over guys started trying it with me and as it was near the end of the night said to me, "So are we going back to yours?" my response was: I don't know what you were thinking of, I'm taken! I wouldn't dare tell my missus though as she'd never let me go out again!

I thought you got a job somewhere recently in the banking business?

I think Suarez's have been a lot more blatant. Besides, I don't see Suarez's hate because of his diving, it is because of the whole package of scumminess that is Luiz Suarez.

The bbc website noticed, twice in two games.

I've finally joined the gym and it is making a difference. I'm not really going for anything in particular. I usually do a bit of rowing and a bit of cycling (on this crap equipment where you have a screen in front of you like a video game cycling machine). I really enjoy the rowing actually, though I'm not sure what it does for my body. I also do some weights but no particular routine which I suppose I should start doing if I want to have a better effect on my body.

Chelsea would be pretty much where they are now without Torres :p

I think the whole finding common ground approach in a message on a dating website is so standard that it is actually not a way to make yourself stand out. Could you guys give me an idea what your template message on the sites are like? I'm quite interested to know.

I bought my sister the Rihanna album thinking it will be a great present. Lo and behold her friend has given her a download of it =/ It is just sitting in my room now - sending back to Amazon would lose me £1.49 of what I paid. Stupid sister.

I thought reheating rice was a big no no?

I've heard that sort of spiel for many seasons, I think Eights will beat you to it eventually.

I thought we were talking about these guys:

YOU FORGOT HAPPY WARS

@DBD How can you both literally introduce it to each other? Did you both happen to say it to each at the exact same time?

Chelsea lost to West Brom as well - they are a tough side and no-one will head to their home ground simply expecting all 3 points. Sturridge was incredibly wasteful and Luiz was once again shit. Him and Bertrand are not performing to the Chelsea standard we've come to expect when we spending millions on everyone :p

I think that was a lie.

Well done @heroicjanitor! Less well done for you Ashley.

Like I said - two tiers in the top league :p easy to see already!

3-0 18 legends. The one thing I don't get about your team @Madpool is how comes your goalkeepers are so bad?!

Realistically they would be contradictions but this is X11 - you should know from the amount of moaning Flink does about the game being unfair when he loses that the game doesn't always make sense :p

You should be aiming for 20 -6! Bin him!

Beat me by a bit more than 5! One question: how does age help with the price of the Wii U? :p