Ellmeister

It is now.

Sturridge isn't a fan of playing wide though, he does want to be the central striker.

He's out for himself and that doesn't work for any club. He's had flashes of brilliance but these are mixed in amongst too many average performances that top PL clubs are expecting more from. Why Liverpool didn't go for Ba I don't know.

Flink, you aren't winning any of those awards for X11 :p

I didn't even know Henderson was playing. He's that invisible to me.

Just finished the game. Great ending!

I find jade statues on the map but can't get into the building to get them think I have three more left.

Saw the highlights of the game against QPR, it looks like we battered them but weren't clinical. QPR had a few chances and scored! I know we've played a lot of games recently but for Benitez to rotate the team to that extent was stupid. Missed our chance to catch up to the top 2.

There's a girl I've seen at the gym quite a lot, when I first saw her she was pretty big. She always works really hard and I saw her tonight and I can see she is getting slimmer! Effort is the key! It does actually work.

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Have I ever told you about the Ellmeister Charity Foundation?

You say jinxed, I wouldn't mind having him there :p Last thing I saw the other day was that talks had broken down. Maybe Abramovich is doing it just to piss Pardrew off.

Agree with everything. I end up just running over all the people when I'm doing the drug busts. If you're outnumbered you can do the running take down move and that gives you a 1 on 1 briefly. Still playing the game and really enjoying it!

OH GOD THEY FOUND ME Reddit loves cats.

Talks with Chelsea broke down days ago. Also, everyone knows they can fuck with Newcastle over Ba because they put in such a shit contract clause in there. He's a scouser, what do you expect? :p

Merf, I played a decent game against Oddy but his squad was just too strong. I give it a couple more seasons when my main young players from the start are up to scratch! Maybe I can stop Flinky from staying up, that would be a nice bonus! :p

So in order to flirt we need to catch a flight to heathrow and pick up and escort? Sounds like a NYE plan to me!

ABSOLUTE BANTZ

Oh Dazzy, as potential members of a jury I think you'll find we are all potentially the most important part of the judicial system actually you idiot.

I realised reading it last night that the person is from my town!