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CAIRO! DO IT. DO IT.

That's very true hobbzinio, but the true evil is hidden. Subtract two from three. That's right. One.

My life? The life of ONE person? My ONE life is a lie?! ONE feels enraged. And if you divide 3 by 3. What do you get... ONE! IT'S THE SOURCE OF IT ALL! Fucking right doggie.

I broke up with ONE of my girlfriends after going out for ONE year, she pissed me off ONE day after I read more than ONE of her texts. HOLY SHIT IT'S A FUCKING CONSPIRACY.

.Bullshit.

That's nothing a good backhand can't cure.

Punctuate your what?

Nottingham. It's so exotic.

How long has there been a Nemesis at Thorpe Park? Last I heard Alton Towers had the only one.

Nope, I'm not sexist.

Bullshit. I'm not conforming to that "Not hit a woman" wank.

She hasn't got a rack for fucks sake. It's not a nipslip if there's nothing for the clothes to slip off!

As soon as I saw the title I know you had watched the Snooker. I did too! Anyways, "women's" sports piss me off. There is a reason why Snooker [for example] doesn't have any women in the Crucible. Because they're shit. Same goes for other normal sports [Although that woman ref would get a shabba'ising] I'm not 100% on this, but is there anything, in any sport, which designates it as a male only sport? Not counting the Olympic shit. Although I really don't understand why they feel the need to make their own league and shit. It's like hiding behind that "You shouldn't hit a woman" bullshit.

Oh well. What they really need to do is lock up Kate Moss for being a talentless whore. Forever.

Now this is television gold.

I bought a tin with some booster packs from Gamestation yesterday. There was one booster which had Pokémon with types they technically aren't. EG a grass type Dragonair and a Psychic Vulpix, a few weird Ditto's too.

In Pokémon 2000 they add a little extra with Zapdos and Moltres, sounding more like Zap-Dose and Mol-Trace.

Not really bothered to be honest, they're both pretty average.

Now this isn't a topic about one pronounces the word Pokémon, contrary to one interpretation of the title. In actual fact it is how you pronounce certain Pokémon's names. For example, Suicune, until I saw Pokémon4Ever I said it with the Sui of Suicide, with a Koon on the end. However it's apparently said Swee-Koon. I've just been training my Lucario, now do I say it Luke-Ar-Ee-Oh, or Loose-Ar-Ee-Oh, or something completely different? Go.

You wish you could Lasseh. Possibly, although it was half inspired by the Arnocorps song. http://www.arnocorps.com/mp3s/index.html The links appear to be with the wrong song, so be careful.

I had to restrain myself to not reply before some prime arseraping came into order.

I was thinking about watching Get Shorty since I haven't seen it, but I haven't seen Total Recall in years. It was worth the sacrifice.

You heard right fuckers. The genius movie that is Total Recal is here again, you've got about 10 minutes shabba's. ITV1. 11pm. Do it. Do it. Seriously, Do it.

I did about 3-4 years ago, until the League I attended was shut down. I have 2 "Gym Leader" T-shirts. I was the Psychic Master of our own little Elite Four. The others were Grass, Electric and Fire. I still have all my cards, fucking awesome.

Paranoid: Moderate Schizoid: High Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: High Borderline: Low Histrionic: High Narcissistic: High Avoidant: High Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: High