Some top Red Foreman quotes.
Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other
What are you going to put put on your resume - dumbass?
Bob: You know Red, that hurts.
Red: So does a swift kick in the ass.
Bob: You know, Red, a kick in the ass isn't the solution to everything.
Red: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to disagree with that, Bob.
When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass.
Eric, I thought I told you to wash up for dinner. I know, it's difficult to hear with your head up your ass
Kelso, you fire that gun in this car, and I will pull over and kick your ass for an hour
Well, if you don't get your hand out of there, you're gonna have a classic case of Foot-Stuck-In-Ass.
What the hell kind of a world are we living in? 'Hey, let's date other people.' 'Hey, let's date other people, but ditch them and do it in a car.' In my day, we called them degenerates, and we STONED them.
Steven, I've come to think of you as a son. So I want to give you some honest, heart-felt advice. Get your head out of your ass.
You morons just hung a vacancy sign on your asses and my foot's looking for a room!
Red: [after having a bucket of oatmeal dumped on his head] What the hell is going on?
Eric: Dad, it was just a prank that went wrong. Horribly... *horribly* wrong.
Red: Really? Well I have a prank too. One where my foot *doesn't* plow through your ass! Let's hope it doesn't go horribly, *horribly* wrong!