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Yeah, she couldn't get up after sitting down and showed her looking mighty worried and shit. Then they cut us off, at this gripping conclusion!?

One with full use of his arms. Call him Jeff.

If you look at Ricky Gervais you might think he was a funny guy. That's an optical illusion. Also an audial illusion.

So why were you going so fast then?

"Prince Ali, yes it is he but not as you know him. Read my lips, and come to grips, with reality. Yes meet a blast from your past, Who's lies were to good to last! Say Hello to your precious! Prince! Ali!" Most inappropriate.

Can anyone offer me some help with connecting, I managed to connect my Wii to the internet once when I was in Leicester and all was lovely. I get back to Nottingham and finally having enough Wii Points to buy something I try logging on using my Wi Fi USB connector. Now it's giving me some horseshit about how it can't connect to the internet [Error 52142] but the registration tool shows that it's connecting to the PC.

You're a bell end. And by that, I mean your parents are bell ends. Not you. Flawless logic right there.

The jewish queer Jeff was quickly sniffed out of the Nazi ranks.

Basil Fawlty given a dishonourable discharge. I thought that was the point, the funniest caption wins :s NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'll be back later with 10 more.

Which one? And don't say "the one with Jeff in", since he was in 90% of them.

I concur, they know what death is. They know what awaits them if they piss on the law and get caught. You can't hold it off until they're older.

Ah no, I misread it. I kept subtracting 10. Piece of shit vision, I already use glasses for distance vision, I'll need reading glasses if this continues.

Just done it twice, it didn't give me the right icon.

"I told you it was my turn to buy the Slide and Ride"

The force of Leroy's ejaculation propelled him down the stairs [trousers are proof]

He seemed quite shy when I met him. Those pictures are indeed a surprise.

Pokémon: Destiny Deoxys. Not a bad film actually. Didn't understand one bit. Rayquaza attacked Deoxys at the beginning due to territorial reasons, but later showed up for no real reason. 6.5/10 Wasn't happy with their pronounciation of Rayquaza. Ray-Quayzer? Fuck no.

I end up doing most of the kitchen work in my house. I share with 3 other people, 2 guys, one lass. They like using plates then just leaving them wherever's free space in the kitchen. I end up making pyramids out of the shit they left behind. One housemate only brought one plate with him, so when he uses that he ends up using mine, and when I ask him to wash them, he states that he does wash them, only to use them a second later.

I like to think so. I'm taking a step back by possibly working at Sainsbury's during the festive season... again. But I've got work experience at the BBC in January, hopefully that'll lead to something.

"A black dude wearing a white shirt? How extreme!"

Where's the love for Driving Home For Christmas by Chris Rea? WHERE IS THE LOVE DAMMIT!? Oh you can eat the finest steamy shit of a elephant right now if you're serious. Chacarron on the other hand would make an awesome number one.

I'm going to have to go with ReZourceman here.

I have uninstalled the USB thing, everything was going fine until I hit the Irql blue screen.

Well I've finished that book and moved onto another, and I then got a blue screen saying "Irql not less or equal" or something like that. I'm being told it might be a graphics card thing, so it looks like I may have to get a new one, any recommendations?

I may ask for an Xbox 360 and some games. Dunno about the rest.