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Who's for having Rachel killed now? I know you see a banging rack in the intro, but her performance today was shotgun in the mouth worthy. Then you get Ringo appearing with his shit eating grin.

There might have been a boom from non-gamers. More non-gamers than before who've been persuaded to buy a console?

From the article: And until Wii Fit comes out, you can always try and find a copy of the McDonald's videogame M.C. Kids for the NES. Bollocks to Wii Fit. M.C Kids is a fucking awesome game.

So you press one key, it slams in a few others for fun? Spilt anything on it recently?

You mean you weren't?!

I'm impressed by the way the dude wrote that shit in the sky and didn't really join the letters up.

Were Zeik and Bowser57 banned?

pr0 Seven. This is what I like to see. How many years have you raped this planet?

I doubt that's it 100% done, probably got the rest of the scales to be greened up. But no, you don't. Apparently he goes around uni's or whatever sticking his tongue out or something.

So he walked in, turned off the porn and walked out?

That's a fucking awesome story. Where's the dramatic conclusion?

Anyone?

Just done a bit more plowing. I still endorse the motion.

I haven't fainted, but wouldn't mind just to see what it's like. I just have fits instead

Well I only copied some, the ones I didn't must've been so pr0. We're asking about stories. Not pictures.

Tongue perhaps. But if someone had a lip piercing I might notice it. Ear piercings aren't that noticeable to me these days, except these people who think it's fashionable to stretch their lobes wide enough for you to fist the gap. They're just idiots.

In college I got my business teacher numourous times with a Whopee Cushion. That's right. I went old school. I once copied a mate's answers on a test and got moved into the higher group whilst he remained on the medium group .

I've been toying with the idea of having my tongue pierced, plus also getting a Hyrule Royal Crest on my shoulder. So you don't reallt like piercings, but you had one on your ear and are planning on having your lip pierced. Any more displays of being full of shit while you're posting? Yes, and a tattoo of a rose/butterfly on their lower back. Because it's unique.

That's it for me.

If I really wanted to, I could force liquid out my eyes at the beginning bit of The Rock.

Miracle on 34th Street, when he got put in jail. Terrible. Also when watching the end of The Green Mile I fight the urge to squeeze out a few tears.

While on trolleys I occasionally used my key to relieve trolleys of the £1 so the customer doesn't have to take it back to the trolley bay. One lass, after taking it turned around and said "You can have it". We mighty impressed.

Uzi 9, or 10.