EEVILMURRAY
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Pull your tongue out of his arse Flinky, you're better than this. Besides, we all know God created the Slinky, because it's so pr0.
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Last night was unusual. My brother brought this lass round, who's 26 [five years older than him] who's got 2 kids [she started at 15 it seems] and had those awful black smokers' teeth. I then heard them plowing on three seperate occasions, he can't last for shit. This morning at half 6 when everyone [except me] gets up for work, I can hear Mum telling my brother to get out of bed, with his whiny excuse, most likely "I'm too tired! waah" which ended with a royal door slam from Mummy, if I wasn't awake, I think it would've done the trick. Pass the champagne Duncan.
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Dan is a very special little boy. He deserves single love.
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I am The Don bitch! You can have this topic for Hellfire though. I've already called shotgun on Dan. Don't bullshit me.
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The title says it all. Our little pimp here is bigging up the 22 Massive. Give him the love he may deserve as you run to his birthday chopper.
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Taken from the Costume Topic:
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Here is me and my friend Ben crossing the streams.
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Just got home from work. This customer who I normally have a chat with, he runs a internet book sales thingy and we normally bitch about the establishment [mainly he does and I nod] he gave me a book The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists by Robert Tressell. Brand New. Seems to have got some good reviews too.
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They'll probably end up stealing loads from Extreme Ghostbusters. But writer's of The Office, please no.
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Bard, both of you get semi drunk, then give her the lowdown. Yes = pr0. No = blame the drink. It's win win.
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I was informed I missed out on a marathon plowing session on Saturday night, to which I was gutted. But last night I need a pr0 sleep, due to not having much on the Saturday because of the Ghostbustin' fancy dress evening. People loved us.
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Please tell me you didn't spell Mulan wrong.
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Do you know what of?
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I have an alarm which always goes off at 10am. Whether I get out of bed or not is another matter, but I let it go off for its one minute duration, which is the Shawn Michaels theme. Then I go back to sleep normally. Then I always seem to wake at about 11:30, then it's time for morning tea and medication. My Ghostbusters costume is primed and ready, Mummy ironed it yesterday, and to keep it crisp until I fold it today it's been hanging from the old punchbag hook in my room. Watching 2/3 Fonejacker sketches again and again because they keep cracking me up.
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Not like Secret Rings I hope.
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Anyone else have the "wash your mouth out with soap" punishment? :-D
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It might be messy but it's monies for free.
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The combos about the lightsabre are exactly what you have in Prince of Persia Rival Swords, the amount of different wagglings you do with the Wii remote and nunchuk is bollocks. Good of him to mention the graphics, we're back to that old gem.
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You're right. You need random spontaneity.
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Just got back from work. Meant to be working 7:30 - 11:30, but since it's a pub they expect you to stay on and then bollock you if you're doing something like talking to a customer. They should be more fucking grateful. I like to have my work hours set in stone.
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You want a lucade tuv ready for the hud?
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Mixtape II: Judgement Day. Closed and dated.
EEVILMURRAY replied to Dan_Dare's topic in General Chit Chat
Righto, just making the mix now. I think I can bang it out within an hour. And that's with watching Neighbours. EDIT: Done. -
Well if you consider starting work at 7:30pm having the day off. Then yes!
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Depends on your definition of "beating up". For me it normally means kicking the shit out of someone. Not a light pimpsmack so they know who's boss. But the webpage is back up! http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat Full of useful hints for the confusion among us.
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After work I played a bit of Portrait of Ruin, and then before bed thought I would give Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong a bash, since it was in the second half. I'm semi glad I did as I went to sleep alot quicker. But it's basically him insulting everyone and not in a funny way.