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EEVILMURRAY

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  1. Shit... My fine was £535.6 I'm bad bitch. But I think my job interview today went well, I'll find out in a few weeks. I found out one of my old school college friends works there, which I think might help my case. And my Weakest Link application form arrived. Hopefully my new phone won't fuck things up like my old one did.
  2. Right, how the fuck do you use Medicine? I've bought it, I can see it in my inventory, and it won't let me use it!
  3. Well I slammed it up to the net and the bad boy downloaded some form of updates, and the text is still the same, I guess Ubisoft hasn't gotten round to it yet. Ah well, at least it's better than what Nuts and Bolts was when that was released.
  4. YOU RECIEVED ENOUGH! Now do eet.
  5. Can't argue with logic like this. Nice insult though, I'm going to remember it for future use.
  6. The old school cartoon [Anything with Uncle Phil is instant awesome] or the films [Which were awesome even without the Avery]?
  7. That's why those people become Community Support Officers.
  8. Go for it Kirkatronics, become the power. To kick ass and take names, obviously. What do you mean by speaking like a textbook? Doesn't necessarily make them a bad cop though.
  9. Before I attempt connecting my 360 to da net, is a large text patch available? Because some of the text is hard to see, especially when it tries to tell you what shoulder buttons to use.
  10. Happy Womb Escaping Day! You going to be wearing underwear on your head all day?
  11. He can get a rocking job in a pub doing 13 hours a week. When something else happens I'll let you know. In theory, it would kinda depend on what choice of courses you made within the degree.
  12. Ouchie, this cat has claws! I'll become a telemarketer, then we'll see who's laughing. It might even be me. [Actually, my latest potential career rests in Barclays, but if telesales comes up... One of us will be in Deep trouble]
  13. As does a 5 hour shift ending at 11. I feel your pain my brother.
  14. I have a TV available, if you're interested. It's a few years old and I need to shift it.
  15. I use that in one of my decks. Very sexy.
  16. Something which I have been pondering, in the Fresh Prince when you see Carlton dancing occasionally, he does this thing where he holds his belt up and bellows. I thought this was from a Michael Jackson video, as his dancing at the time is inspired by him. Is it from an MJ video? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1220579/Carnage-Shame-drunken-student-caught-urinating-war-memorial-mass-pub-crawl.html
  17. When I first watched it, it was with the missus, she pretty much echoes the following statements. But the curious moments are mine. First off, the volume is terrible. I'm not sure if you're being jipped during the editing/uploading, but I had to crank up the sound to hear it. Except for the competition bit. Intro: When will this change? Put the pressure on this chap who is meant to be making one for you. Fortnight: Jokes like these are meant to make sense as well as be a play on words. Also, we all warned you about this, your "This is where you laugh" smug grin. No! Bad Michael. Grow your own gay best friend: What the fuck?! By this I'm talking about the product itself, does it give you an honest opinion on your hair and style, love to shop and dance at clubs? You keep saying "And we're back..." yet the segments are one after another. With that it might've been better to have spread it out. Scare Claire: See earlier. Phil: You spelt "disappear" wrong for starters. We thought the chocoloate was dropped out of the hand when it went out of shot before the text appeared. But then some creative editing did it instead. The worst of Phil's material I'm afraid to say. Salt: ... Trailer: Where was all that footage from? That is probably why I didn't "get" it. Guess the item: Nice drawing. That's it. Bullshit speech: Pointless, but like Timychu/whatever it has purpose at the end. Rod: The Nan bit was the only good thing, a pr0 twist. More Gerald: You must be the only person who goes to open their bedroom door when someone knocks. Everyone else says "Come in" etc. Liked the special effects though [for the extra twist you should've had your trousers down], were you standing on a chair or something? That Gerald is an ungrateful little fucker. Dr. Wu-Man: How long did that back and forth thing take to film? Slight continuity errors with trousers down then up. Punchline? No. Pillows: Unnecessary long pause at beginning, but predictable. How did you come to choosing pillows? Outtakes: Good. Competition: Did you come up with that phrase or swipe it from somewhere? For me, this it what you wanted: What you got: ANYTIME SOON?!
  18. I doubt I'll have it that exact size, actually I'm not sure where it'd go, shoulder or back. Shoulder would probably be best, since noone would really it see it were it to be placed on my back.
  19. I've always been considering getting this on me somewhere, minus the background, since I love the Rogue. How much you think something like this would cost tattoo gringos?
  20. Not as bad as the others, but still no good. I'll go into a pr0 breakdown later. Will you be scaring your girlfriend in the exact same way every edition?
  21. I spent today at a Mega Drive Tournament/League. Since the missus and I had only just arrived we were placed in the second division. By the end of the day I had pimpsmacked enough people to get myself pr0moted to the first division, and have a sexy trophy to hold onto for awhile also. Some games I played featured, but not limited to: Sonic 3, Streets of Rage 2, Super Street Fighter 2, Marble Madness, Alien Storm [wank], Super Hang-On, NHL something. There were other games which others play which I did not. But I'm just too pr0. EDIT: Better list here. http://www.megadrivechamps.org/en/games.html There were other games for random enjoyments.
  22. Tis bullshit Coolness, much condolences slamming your way. Thanks chap, I'm tempted to get another dragon to paint.
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