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Vulgar, but true. He's a prince among men. And now for the EEVIL Breakdown! Apology: Hard to appreciate when we know you've been banging out ReZ Daily [and you complained about uninventive titles ] Something about the music as well, couldn't help but remind of early morning property shows. Don't know if you've heard: Ok. News: I like. I've always been fond of your spitting. Don't have too much of a pause at the end though. Life's Unanswered Questions: Jon Tickle's Things That Make You Go Hmmm... Phil: Could you provide a transcript please? I think I missed the joke. Pause = NO. Life's Unanswered Questions: Slick. I preferred the mystery a lá Braniac though. Post Of The Week: Can't remember the context but diagree with it anyway. Nuts: Nice. Item: Not funny, but it's always interesting to see what you can turn a cock into. Nein: Your best one yet* I was expecting one of the "copy" sketches where you basically copy something just so it's got you in it (such as the BBC weather thing from Daily or the Twilight trailer) but this was most impressive. Frenchisms: I got lost towards the end. Bien/Bean/Bean again... Then a woman, snail and Disneyland. I thought the master plan was finding things which sound like the word, not showing random French stuff? Foods That You Can Fuck: Meh. Phil again: Phil, impressive. Facebook status: pr0. PiePhone: I'm not down with the Apple iPhone shizzle and the names mentioned. Please explain someone. Fun With A Pun: Alright. Windows 7: Not good. Can't help but feel another Nein gag opportunity has been missed. Or has one been done already? I can't remember. Your best one yet Gringo. *What did you use for the effects? Do elaborate. The main fact is we don't like it/parts thereof. It wouldn't be what it is today if it weren't for our expert tutelage. Case in point. Very true Diageo, it is better when it's around the 5 minute mark.

Toys R Us have a fair few also.

You rebel.

The death of Jeremy Kyle. I know it hasn't happened yet but it will be a great moment in history when it does.

Depends when I wake up really. And when I plan to sleep. If I wake at 9am and "plan" to sleep around midnight, starting drinking at 11am won't work for me. Because I drink to get drunk otherwise it's not worth the money for me. And once I finish a drink I have to get another.

Don't be too hard on him, he's so ronery.

To rapists?

BACON FLAVOUR FRIES ARE THE SHIT! The evolved form of the Frazzle (good but not as pr0) is amazing. Yet pubs seem to favour the scampi fries instead. Fuckers. Like "cinema" popcorn? What about the proper toffee coated ones?

Mysterious.

Nope, I went hardcore research and just skimmed over the description of Samus as mentioend earlier. Relevance/canon or otherwise, what I'm saying is that they have represented Samus in a different way. Had a quick glance at the ending and got to agree. I'm loving the quotes from Samus: "Creatures who live in glass bottles shouldn't play with lasers!" "Mother Brain is going to pay for this... IN SPADES!" The last one would perfect for Arnie if Samus actually used a spade.

Y'argh Doritos. A half second (if that) of flavour then corn shitness. And that's just with their "Tangy cheese". Fuck knows what they were trying to get at with "Cool Original"

Do you not switch positions? Granted when the straight community does it the same person is still penetrating so surely the gay community gets some form of equality with it? Or does one just resume his role as bitch and take it?

Depends how horny they/you are. I need your guidance here. I understand that a gay couple would like to emulate the situation a "normal couple" would have, but as you said they're both blokes. How would they decide who was the man and who was the "bitch"? I'm basing this on pure stereotype/television spectacle (because I'm afraid queer couples are rare in Nottingham) that there is a pure "gender" divide between each bloke*. Obviously excluding the type you mentioned who wish to step outside the box even moreso, I assume you're one of these people? If so, how have you coped with meeting a guy and trying to get jiggy in a way that felt natural to you?** *Same with lesbians really, there's the really attractive one and then the partner who has short blonde hair (bordering on a skinhead) wearing khaki/camoflage trousers with a white vest. Which we have a fair few of in Nottingham. **After doing more than oral in the bathroom of course. Which I have no doubt you were both comfortable with.

This is weird, because on the Samus page on Wiki it clearly states: "Samus was featured in a series of comic books called Captain N: The Game Master, published by Valiant Comics in 1990. In the comics, Samus is depicted as brash, money-hungry, and fiercely independent." But it links the page you did. Which assumes a comic was based on the series/vice versa. In which yes it was in a book. Don't talk to me about these doors. As you said, ask Sakamoto & co. see where their logic lies. Should help you concoct something plausible.

Roysters aren't crisps. They're sex in bubbled potato form.

Are you having feelings of doing men up the arse/taking it up the arse from a man? If so then this may be for you. Don't consider it just a place to meet new people.

She isn't that bad a singer. But as mentioned and is clearly evident she has a terrible attitude.

Roysters are fucking amazing (Mainly the T-bone). Hopefully they'll make another mainstream return like Mountain Dew.

Almost as bad as Dermot's overacting.

I assume you don't consider the comics to be a book. EITHER WAY! Sounds like a plan. You write the book. I'll make corrective changes. I'm showing the worst case scenario. Based on what Lostmon mentioned. Don't say we didn't warn you. Pious from Eternal Darkness could fit that criteria when Nintendo published it. But that depends on what you consider a Nintendo game. Either way, if Link does end up like that. You won't be surprised because we've covered it. You're welcome. If Link doesn't end up like that, then you'll be happy it isn't as bad as what Lostmon and I brought up. You're welcome again. Must be your lucky day.

These are the better biscuits, beats all.

Custard creams should be an exception. A quick couple of second dunks, you get the nice warm biscuit coating, with the cool creamy innards. pr0.

One good way of getting into a game/book/movie is understanding the character/s, and having it altered radically (or so it would seem) for seemingly no reason has tainted my experience of the game. Like you I do try to separate portions from the whole (which is why I can appreciate movies based on games as the cinematic masterpieces they are), but with the Metroid series it's been more continuous than other series' I've played so I've built this character of Samus in my mind. Yes I made the foolish mistake of assuming she would be how I have imagined her in previous installments and I hate myself for it. This is what scares me most about Link*. And what they're going to do to him. *his next incarnation. Nah, she just sold it off. That's why her ship changed after Corruption.

It's amazing how many people seemed shocked when I tell them a school for wizards already existed as the Unseen University in the Discworld books. [Not that I'm claiming UU did it first]

True, but thrusting a sudden personality change in everyone's faces distances everyone from a character they once loved. If they gradually changed it throughout the series, perhaps we'd become more accustomed.