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Current votesings. Dazz = 1 - ReZourceman ReZourceman = 2 - Dazz, Yvonne. MadDog = 1 - Jonnas. No Lynch = 1 - Peeps.

Is that meant to be a watch?

The arrow is pointing the wrong way. Plus, don't knock 'em. They may be the ones stopping the giant guinea pigs attacking.

At present: A mouse which looks like it's from a Mac, Two pairs of socks and a mug with some marshmallows, hot chocolate and chocolate. That's pretty much it for the day. I think I may have guilted my Mum into getting me Mario Kart 7 depending on later outcomes. I know she said she was going to concentrate more on the stepgrandkids, which is fair enough - they're only young 'uns. But I wasn't expecting total abandonment. Ah well. But tomorrow it's off to Daddy's for the other half of the family's presents. ... Whatever rings ye sleigh bells mate.

Correct, there is nothing to be gathered from the list of notices.

Ganon has a trident in A Link To The Past. Holy shit. It's all fitting now.

Might have to hold mine to ransom when I complete it.

Where from/how much? You certainly are going through some sort of transformation. Impressive!

What's the other 75% though? That's partly the inspiration for my resolution. I'm talking about of course: Plus I've always wanted to play the sax.

Another good thing about Alan Carr is how he's ingeniously managed to get the work "specs" into another of his appearances. As if the massive framed pieces of shit he wears over his eyes aren't visible enough. You're right... that's not really a good thing. The man's a twat.

I have consider remixing some designs for them. I noticed you uploaded that weird red/man/guitar thing earlier, initial thought: "The fuck?!"

The time of 2012 is coming, apparently there's some sort of Olympics going on. Noone really seems to be interested so they're giving away tickets in almost every advert these days. And is the world going to end (again?) But what about those promises you make to yourself to change your ways that you usually falter a month or two into the new year? My potentially empty promises: Buy and learn the saxophone. Get a website up and running. I'm sure there's more but they fail me at the moment. Your turn!

Does this happen with all time-travel things for you? Since were you to travel in time inbetween the two points you wouldn't exist. Say I sent my dog Einstein one minute into the future, he wouldn't exist for 60 seconds for me. But the trip for him would've been instantaneous. I see your timeline theory, and if I'm interpreting it correctly the failure timeline is erased by the child timeline: "he is essentially changing the history playing out while he is there" You make it sound as if there can't be two Links in the same timeline. It can be possible that one can do stuff whilst another does something else. Imagine you're on a stage singing Johnny B. Goode, some people are backstage waiting to beat you up. Your other, more future self can assist you by dropping some bags on their heads.

Only if you go into the future again. Since you're going back to "the beginning" you're creating a new future, so Link wouldn't be "giving up" as he's changing the later situation. See Back To The Future II for details.

Probably Phantom Ganon.

He must've gone for a quick run before then, because after you get the stones and you relive your dream from the beginning, Ganondorf runs off after Zelda.

Perhaps, but it seemed Ganondorf have any problem invading the castle before. Unless when he started chasing Zelda/Impa some hardcore soldiers from somewhere came, the genius idea of following Link based on some warped logic that he has the key and just before the hardcore soldiers from somewhere arrived to arrest his ass, he'd just escaped into the Sacred Realm to avoid capture. I'm not even sure why I'm coming up with all these genius explanations :s I normally just consider each Zelda game a standalone title, like Final Fantasy (unless they specifically say they follow another [Majora's Mask/Whatever Oracle title you play second]) But we're all forgetting one important game series which needs a concrete established timeline: Mario Kart, the various versions of Peach's Castle need firmly explaining.

What I don't understand is how Link managed to stop Ganondorf at the end of Ocarina as a kid. If memory serves, Zelda makes you run around getting the Spiritual Stones so she can have some proof of Ganon being a dick. By the time you get them she's being chased away. So what I'm assuming happened was Link returns, sees Zelda, goes to The King. The King hears this massive tale from a Kokiri boy he's never met and takes his word for it. Even if they have the Triforces on their hands The King still takes the word of a stranger and not of someone he's known for awhile longer. Zelda: "Daddy! I know you said I needed proof of how Ganondorf is evil" King: "Yes." Zelda: "I've got it!" King: "Go on..." Zelda: "Look at our hands" *indicates Link and Ganondorf* King: "Triforce shizzle!" Zelda: "Tell it link!" King: "Who's this midget?" Link: "Alright chief, I went inside this giant tree, a giant fish and a volcano, dawg. I got the Master Sword - technically haven't got it just yet - and went in the future. I became a male Gerudo Member - " Ganondorf: "The fuck?!" Link: "Technically not happened just yet mate, chill. That blue flute you gave your daughter, I got that and could warp n' shit. Plus I got this magnifying glass that makes inivisible things visible." King: "Well I'm fucking convinced. Execute Ganondorf to the Twilight Realm."

Could be thinking about Bowser57 also.

Didn't Ganondorf acquire evil magic through the Triforce of Power, not Courage? Does look like an intriguing purchase, but I'd like to see more illustrations that I can't find if I looked in the instruction booklet.

I'm not sure how you wank, but I certainly don't wave mine from left to right. You could hold the controls like you would a harp if you really wanted to. Like Robin Williams pretended to use the bow, unnecessary but if it's your cup o' tea - go for it...

Groose: Robbie Rotten: BROTHERS?!

Noel Fielding went even further out of his way to look like a complete twat in this weeks Buzzcocks episode. Very bad. And now I'm starting to develop cold symptoms. The night before I'm taking the missus out for a meal. Fucking broken freezer at work.

I agree, but the majority of magazines seem to think her attitude is hilarious. Which it simply isn't. I will confess to small laugh when it said something like "Doing this will result in a 80% chance of death" but the bulk of the whole probability chat is dull.