"Genuine Max. And because I always tell the truth, everything he says must be a lie. Or maybe it is true and he thinks that I'm him. I'm not Max. Anyway, if you can remove my infraction, I'm sorry. My intent was to teach this idiot a lesson."
The fuck!?
This sounds like the sort of bullshit a mafia person would say close to being lynched!
Don't worry, the image has got loads of replay value.