Debug Mode Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 It hurts. The shaving of genitals is something that's never going to get better with time.
Diageo Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 I wear boxer briefs, so that should be okay for now... As for the lube, no need, haven't masturbated in years. :P Is that because you have a lot of sex or because you don't like masturbating?
Oxigen_Waste Posted August 28, 2013 Author Posted August 28, 2013 It hurts. The shaving of genitals is something that's never going to get better with time. Oo It hurts? How the hell are you shaving, with a broken beer bottle? Is that because you have a lot of sex or because you don't like masturbating? Been with the same gal for 4 and half years now. And even before that I rarely masturbated... porn doesn't do it for me and it takes me a while to get to that point where I naturally feel like doing it. I masturbated like once every couple of months, or so. I bet that would increase alot if porn did work, though!
Debug Mode Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Oo It hurts? How the hell are you shaving, with a broken beer bottle? Sand paper and some Gilette shaving gel.
Fierce_LiNk Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Sand paper and some Gilette shaving gel. I used to use shaving gel/foam on my lieutenant. But then, one day, I had a revelation that I didn't need the stuff. I do it in the shower. No problems at all. Doesn't itch at all either. I think I'm very lucky with that. I've heard some blokes complain like fuck that they itch too much when they shave there.
Oxigen_Waste Posted August 28, 2013 Author Posted August 28, 2013 I used to use shaving gel/foam on my lieutenant. But then, one day, I had a revelation that I didn't need the stuff. I do it in the shower. No problems at all. Doesn't itch at all either. I think I'm very lucky with that. I've heard some blokes complain like fuck that they itch too much when they shave there. Even when it itches, its only when you start doing it, after a while it goes away. I've been hair and itch free on my balls and penis itself for about 6 years now. And yes, the shower is more than fine, it doesn't need gel at all. Wish facial hair was the same!
Fierce_LiNk Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Even when it itches, its only when you start doing it, after a while it goes away. I've been hair and itch free on my balls and penis itself for about 6 years now. And yes, the shower is more than fine, it doesn't need gel at all. Wish facial hair was the same! Go one step further brah and go hairless everywhere. When growing up, I was the hairiest boy in school. Used to fucking hate wearing shorts when playing football. I used to get hot in the summer, you feel sweaty all the time, it just generally feels terribly in a lot of ways. No hair for me = massive confidence boost. This summer, I have only worn trousers when going out for the evening. To the beach and parks and shit, I've been wearing shorts. Beforehand, I would have worn trousers even if it was the hottest day of the year. Ine can vouch for this. At Disneyland one year, it was something stupid...about 38 degrees. 2 hour queues. And there was me - wearing my jeans. Fuck it. FREEEEEEEEDOM. I can't really explain how much better I feel. Coincidentally, this has been the best summer evaaaar.
Debug Mode Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Mate, I shaved in the shower, this shit stiiiings. Probably all the little fine hairs causing a problem when they regrow.
Fierce_LiNk Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Mate, I shaved in the shower, this shit stiiiings. Probably all the little fine hairs causing a problem when they regrow. Do you shave against the grain or with it? It could also depend on the razor you use, too. There's a lot of variables there. Anyway, sucks to be you.
Debug Mode Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 It doesn't help that my nuts are often mistaken for Clint Eastwood.
Oxigen_Waste Posted August 28, 2013 Author Posted August 28, 2013 Go one step further brah and go hairless everywhere. When growing up, I was the hairiest boy in school. Used to fucking hate wearing shorts when playing football. I used to get hot in the summer, you feel sweaty all the time, it just generally feels terribly in a lot of ways. No hair for me = massive confidence boost. This summer, I have only worn trousers when going out for the evening. To the beach and parks and shit, I've been wearing shorts. Beforehand, I would have worn trousers even if it was the hottest day of the year. Ine can vouch for this. At Disneyland one year, it was something stupid...about 38 degrees. 2 hour queues. And there was me - wearing my jeans. Fuck it. FREEEEEEEEDOM. I can't really explain how much better I feel. Coincidentally, this has been the best summer evaaaar. I think hairless looks weird. I'm caucasian and that area obviously doesn't get that much sun, so it just looks weird if I leave it hairless. You're dark skinned, it probably looks alot better.
Fierce_LiNk Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 I think hairless looks weird. I'm caucasian and that area obviously doesn't get that much sun, so it just looks weird if I leave it hairless. You're dark skinned, it probably looks alot better. But then you could sun tan to solve that problem. You're in Portugal, please don't destroy my image of it being 40degrees all year around.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Wish facial hair was the same! I've never used anything but water to shave. Works fine. Anything else seems a hassle.
Josh64 Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 It hurts. The shaving of genitals is something that's never going to get better with time. I've always been too scared to put a razor down there as I make a right mess of my face when I have to shave! I just trim instead which works fine. I still remember the first trim, I've never felt so FREE! I couldn't roll back my foreskin and walk around all day in trousers/undercrackers because that would be so uncomfortable/painful. That circumcised men can is proof that their little mates aren't as sensitive as little odwin. I was about to post the exact same thing. I dunno, maybe you just get used to it?
MoogleViper Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 My penis is actually quite big. Certainly not pornstar massive or anything like that, but bigger than most. Unfortunately my penis is more impressive than my man boobs, so I wouldn't have much to add to a thread like that. *enters thread* "Ladies." It hurts. The shaving of genitals is something that's never going to get better with time. Use a beard trimmer. Shouldn't be putting a razor blade down there.
Oxigen_Waste Posted September 1, 2013 Author Posted September 1, 2013 I've never used anything but water to shave. Works fine. Anything else seems a hassle. When I do that, I get a blister infestation. Sensitive facial skin is complicated. :P But then you could sun tan to solve that problem. You're in Portugal, please don't destroy my image of it being 40degrees all year around. Dear god, no. Whenever it's any higher than 27º I don't even leave the house, hate excessively hot weather. Remember, Algarve is just a very small part of our country... we have temperate weather almost everywhere apart from the South. I live in the North, I like the cold. Also, we don't really have that many nudist beaches for me to go around and tan my genitals... not to mention that as a grower, I'm not that comfortable with public nudity (unless I'm hard).
MoogleViper Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 (unless I'm hard). And then nobody's comfortable with your public nudity.
Oxigen_Waste Posted September 1, 2013 Author Posted September 1, 2013 And then nobody's comfortable with your public nudity. Well, I've posed as a nude model a couple of times (I live near a fine arts school and a big chunk of my social community is made up of it's alumnis), they needed someone to pose erect and I have no problem with that... plus it's always nice to make some extra $. By the way, never use Viagra unless you're not planning to leave the house for a while, boys... you'll get a stiffy for at least 3~4 hours (although you need to achieve an erection by yourself in the first place for it to work, but after getting hard, it just stays that way regardless of wether or not you're aroused). And I'm talking raging boners here, tucking it under the waistband doesn't work with those...
ReZourceman Posted September 2, 2013 Posted September 2, 2013 I've heard some excuses for using viagra but posing erect for a fine arts class is a first.
f00had Posted September 2, 2013 Posted September 2, 2013 I prefer trimming my mantelpiece, shaved it a few times and it just looks weird and makes me feel like a little boy. Doesn't help that I already look like a 16 year old
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