Beast Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Okay, me and my friends had a laugh playing this the other night so I decided to bring the laughter here. I'm sure you're all aware of the rules. A user picks who to fuck, marry and kill out of three boys or girls and when one user answers, that user picks three people for another user to answer and so on and so on. I'll start with... From the left: Kelly Rowland, Beyonce Knowles and Michelle Williams GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Marry: Kelly - she has the amazing power to release amazing songs that everyone loves, but no one knows they're by her. Fuck: Beyonce - She's hot. Kill: Michelle - She's a Christian. And she's the least stunning. I'm interested to hear everyone else's MFK on Destiny's Child, so I'll hold off posting a new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 (edited) I'll Marry Michelle Williams. Fuck Kelly Rowland. Out of the three of them, she probably does it for me the most. And Fucking Kiiiiiilllllllll Beyonce. I didn't even have to think twice about this one. It's just a shame you can only kill her once. (Like Chair, I'll leave this open for others to answer first) Edited July 9, 2010 by Fierce_LiNk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Marry-Kerry, she's haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawt and wifey material. Fuck-Beyonce, practically a given. Kill-The other one, because I don't know who she is. And screw leaving it open like the pansies before me (jokes :p): Wayne Rooney John Terry Stevie Gerrard just for teh lulz as ReZ would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Okay, me and my friends had a laugh playing this the other night so I decided to bring the laughter here. I'm sure you're all aware of the rules. A user picks who to fuck, marry and kill out of three boys or girls and when one user answers, that user picks three people for another user to answer and so on and so on. I'll start with... From the left: Kelly Rowland, Beyonce Knowles and Michelle Williams GO! Kill all of them, and fuck Beyonces corpse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Marry-Kerry, she's haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawt and wifey material.Fuck-Beyonce, practically a given. Kill-The other one, because I don't know who she is. And screw leaving it open like the pansies before me (jokes :p): Wayne Rooney John Terry Stevie Gerrard just for teh lulz as ReZ would say. I'd marry the Shrek, because I need to do the below to the others, plus I like his work rate and that could be a good thing in marriage. I guess. I would fuck John Terry so hard in the ass that I'd create a permanent channel from his bowels to the anal. That would teach him for what he's done. I would kill Steven Gerrard so that I don't have to see his outstretched arm and leg flail dive. It's disgusting. Preferrably I'd use a nailgun (ala Quake III) to the brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted July 10, 2010 Author Share Posted July 10, 2010 I'd marry the Shrek, because I need to do the below to the others, plus I like his work rate and that could be a good thing in marriage. I guess. I would fuck John Terry so hard in the ass that I'd create a permanent channel from his bowels to the anal. That would teach him for what he's done. I would kill Steven Gerrard so that I don't have to see his outstretched arm and leg flail dive. It's disgusting. Preferrably I'd use a nailgun (ala Quake III) to the brain. What's your MFK lineup for us? haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Trevor McDonald Kay Burley Bernard from Bernard's Watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I'd marry Trevor McDonald because he's awesome. I'd fuck Kay Burley. I'd kill Bernard and nick his watch. (Fucker didn't use it properly.) Dazz Chairdriver FliNk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 If he used it for personal gain a postman came and told him off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 If he used it for personal gain a postman came and told him off. Pfft fuck the postman. And then kill Bernard, and marry Trevor McDonald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 DazzChairdriver FliNk Fuck Chairdriver as he'll probably be the most fun. Marry Flink as he's just awesome. Erm...Sorry, Dazz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted July 12, 2010 Author Share Posted July 12, 2010 Fuck Chairdriver as he'll probably be the most fun.Marry Flink as he's just awesome. Erm...Sorry, Dazz. Meh, saw it coming. :p Who's your line-up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Noel Edmonds Bruce Forsyth Mr Blobby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I'm disgusted by your fucking of Kay Burley Moogle, I picked her so you could kill the stuck-up, unprofessional, non deserving of oxygen bitch. Noel EdmondsBruce Forsyth Mr Blobby I'd kill Noel Edmonds with a lawnmower. I'd marry Truce War-Scythe, but we'd probably keep it on the low and have our honeymoon in Chester. I'd have polka-dot sex with teh Blobby, on the Trans-Siberian rail network. --- Red Max from the Wacky Races Jonathan Freeman, the voice of Jafar in Aladdin. This NPC from 007 James Bond Nightfire go, and choose wisely, that's all I'll say. You'll figure it out, just make sure to pass it on when you're done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I'm disgusted by your fucking of Kay Burley Moogle, I picked her so you could kill the stuck-up, unprofessional, non deserving of oxygen bitch. I'd rather fuck her hard, in the ass. Y'know, show her who's boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted August 22, 2010 Author Share Posted August 22, 2010 I'll restart the thread: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Marry Cynthia Nixon (is that her name?) Fuck Jordan (*shivers*/tbf) Kill Jackie Stallone --- PJ Harvey, Bjork and Tori Amos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 What is wrong with that persons face..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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