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Sweaty Thumbstick

 

So I thought I'd have a go at this comedy malarkey. Hopefully I'll get a new post out monthly, magazine stylee. That'll give me time to write new stuff.

 

Any opinions so far? I don't really care about the layout or anything, so I doubt I'll be changing it. It's also worth mentioning that this one was written in 2 days, so it's not going to be as good as if I had a month to write it.

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"Sir Patrick Moore "Had It Up To Fucking Here" With Zelda 3"

 

Not cool. Not cool at ALL.

 

He hasn't died recently has he?

 

*checks* Nope.

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"The goal of Super Happy varies wildly depending on who is playing it. One player may want the puppy to flail its limbs like a dieing mime artist, whilst one player will want him to wobble around like a retarded toddler, which incidentally is the target audience.

A bit of laughter came out of my mouth when I read that.

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No one can have enough Link To The Past.

 

Playing it? true. Being asked about how to do a certain bit by sweaty, single teenagers? I think even the Moore would have difficulty keeping his cool. In fact I know he couldn't, I wrote the article and it was 100% real and everything.

  • 1 month later...
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I like it too, only thing I'd change would be to do each piece as a separate post and make them more often or else actually have it laid out like an actual news paper with a main piece and others dotted around.

 

I look forward to the next one.

  • 3 weeks later...
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I like your idea of only having monthly content...its something I have often thought about. if you get enough people knowing when each month your content will hit then it works out well!

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Yeah, I figured monthly would give me enough time to come up with ideas and it leaves enough time so people don't get fed up with it.

 

A discussion with Happenstance at Old Orleans has provided the first story for the next issue.

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Please don't thank this post, otherwise it'll come across as me thank-banking, but this stuff is sheer genius. .... It just is!

 

the game dispenses a Worthers Original from a special peripheral (sold separately

jesus! Are you?

 

and there's tons more genuine laughter moments within that blog

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  • 3 weeks later...
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Hilarious. Read it out in the car in Blackpool to streams of laughter.

 

Hooray for being there in spirit. I'm expecting all of the attendees to read it on a regular basis now.

  • 2 months later...
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Motherfucker. Wheres the goods?

 

2 articles done. Just need another one and I think it's ready. I've been mahoosively busy at work, but it's quietening down now so hopefully soon.

  • 3 weeks later...
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Whilst awesome, it wasn't as good as other entries for me. However, it's still pretty damn nice.

'A large group of them' - YES

Game/film disguises - YESSS

 

 

 

Pedant's comments I just have to make 'cause I kant help myself (less errors would make it 0.2% better:

'Offenders will also have serve community'

'developement'

'about the game's races'

simple fixes

 

Oh and i.e. looks better than IE.

 

I'm an ass.

 

Thanks Goaf!

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Awesome as usual Goafer

 

Got to say though, having your mistakes pointed out by someone who generally posts like a 12 year old is just embarrasing

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