Goafer Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Sweaty Thumbstick So I thought I'd have a go at this comedy malarkey. Hopefully I'll get a new post out monthly, magazine stylee. That'll give me time to write new stuff. Any opinions so far? I don't really care about the layout or anything, so I doubt I'll be changing it. It's also worth mentioning that this one was written in 2 days, so it's not going to be as good as if I had a month to write it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 How did I miss this? I thought that was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 "Sir Patrick Moore "Had It Up To Fucking Here" With Zelda 3" Not cool. Not cool at ALL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted February 8, 2010 Author Share Posted February 8, 2010 "Sir Patrick Moore "Had It Up To Fucking Here" With Zelda 3" Not cool. Not cool at ALL. He hasn't died recently has he? *checks* Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 "The goal of Super Happy varies wildly depending on who is playing it. One player may want the puppy to flail its limbs like a dieing mime artist, whilst one player will want him to wobble around like a retarded toddler, which incidentally is the target audience. A bit of laughter came out of my mouth when I read that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 He hasn't died recently has he? *checks* Nope. No one can have enough Link To The Past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted February 8, 2010 Author Share Posted February 8, 2010 No one can have enough Link To The Past. Playing it? true. Being asked about how to do a certain bit by sweaty, single teenagers? I think even the Moore would have difficulty keeping his cool. In fact I know he couldn't, I wrote the article and it was 100% real and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 What were they asking him exactly? When I watched Games Master, all I saw was people mainly asking for Sonic advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted March 20, 2010 Author Share Posted March 20, 2010 Issue Two Out Now! Opinions etc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Issue Two Out Now! Opinions etc? I gotta say, I think this is absolutely brilliant. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 I like it too, only thing I'd change would be to do each piece as a separate post and make them more often or else actually have it laid out like an actual news paper with a main piece and others dotted around. I look forward to the next one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flameboy Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 I like your idea of only having monthly content...its something I have often thought about. if you get enough people knowing when each month your content will hit then it works out well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted April 6, 2010 Author Share Posted April 6, 2010 Yeah, I figured monthly would give me enough time to come up with ideas and it leaves enough time so people don't get fed up with it. A discussion with Happenstance at Old Orleans has provided the first story for the next issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 (edited) Please don't thank this post, otherwise it'll come across as me thank-banking, but this stuff is sheer genius. .... It just is! the game dispenses a Worthers Original from a special peripheral (sold separately jesus! Are you? and there's tons more genuine laughter moments within that blog Edited April 7, 2010 by dwarf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted April 22, 2010 Author Share Posted April 22, 2010 (edited) New Issue Dudes Edited April 22, 2010 by Goafer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Gold. Abso-fucking-lute gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happenstance Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Another great one, well done mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPAMBOT4000 Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Pretty bloody marvellous Sir, comedy genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 Hilarious. Read it out in the car in Blackpool to streams of laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted April 24, 2010 Author Share Posted April 24, 2010 Hilarious. Read it out in the car in Blackpool to streams of laughter. Hooray for being there in spirit. I'm expecting all of the attendees to read it on a regular basis now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Motherfucker. Wheres the goods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted July 20, 2010 Author Share Posted July 20, 2010 Motherfucker. Wheres the goods? 2 articles done. Just need another one and I think it's ready. I've been mahoosively busy at work, but it's quietening down now so hopefully soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted August 8, 2010 Author Share Posted August 8, 2010 (edited) HOLY SHIT, NEW ISSUE DUDES! WHOAH! Also, Join the FaceBook group, it's corking Edited August 8, 2010 by Goafer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Whilst awesome, it wasn't as good as other entries for me. However, it's still pretty damn nice. 'A large group of them' - YES Game/film disguises - YESSS Pedant's comments I just have to make 'cause I kant help myself (less errors would make it 0.2% better: 'Offenders will also have serve community' 'developement' 'about the game's races' simple fixes Oh and i.e. looks better than IE. I'm an ass. Thanks Goaf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happenstance Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 (edited) Awesome as usual Goafer Got to say though, having your mistakes pointed out by someone who generally posts like a 12 year old is just embarrasing Edited August 9, 2010 by Happenstance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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