Ellmeister Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 Right, serious thread. So don't make me break out the serious cat picture to prove it! Its been a very major topic of conversation lately with the group. We (the standers) have actually come from minority to majority as we asked people. The question is...when you wipe, are you a sitter or a stander? I hope this doesn't turn disgusting and get it logged because I want to know that I am not some weirdo and that standing makes sense! VOTE!
Eddage Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 I hope this doesn't turn disgusting and get it logged because I want to know that I am not some weirdo and that standing makes sense! Intentional? Anyways, I'm a stander, much like yourself Ell.
Guest Captain Falcon Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 Do as the elephant does. And just how is it supposed to wipe with that thing there?
Fierce_LiNk Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 Wait! You're meant to wipe?... I joke! I stand. Well, I say stand, It's kinda like half-standing. I'm almost at a 45 degree angle, with my head pointing towards the door, and my hand reaches right around. I like doing it this way.
Retro_Link Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 This is probably one of those threads that'll somehow go on for 20 pages... ...and without a single female post. Women of NE I challenge thee!!
Daft Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 And just how is it supposed to wipe with that thing there? I assume that's what the small human slave is for.
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 I'm not sure I get this, I never knew people stood up to wipe their arse. I guess I'm a sitter then. Using my special techniques.
Ellmeister Posted August 4, 2009 Author Posted August 4, 2009 Well its either the sort of stand or the move to the side and wipe apparently, I can't get my head round that idea. Its like being left handed and right handed I suppose, you just sort of do it? It may sound like a weird conversation but its just for fun and when we find out and someone answers on your side, there's a big cheer from that side. The waiter serving us food at the pub got asked, he didn't come back
Guest Captain Falcon Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 I assume that's what the small human slave is for. And there was me thinking the human was exiting the behemoth. Thanks for clearing that up for me... said the elephant to the slave.
Ramar Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 Stand. How the fuck do you get your hand (holding the toilet paper of course) to your arse whilst sitting on the shitter..
Fierce_LiNk Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 Stand. How the fuck do you get your hand (holding the toilet paper of course) to your arse whilst sitting on the shitter.. This is what I didn't understand. Sure, you could kinda raise your bum slightly to the side and wipe it...but I would be terrified of getting poop on the toilet seat. Or worse. On the floor. The thought of it terrifies me!
Dan_Dare Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 The thought of this thread staying open terrifies me more.
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