jayseven Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 1. Madster sets blanks. 2. People attempt comical words in place of blanks. 3. Madster chooses best attempt. 4. Author of best attempt becomes Madster 5. Goto: 1. Article taken from Sheffield Telegraph ......... set out its stall this week with a ......... scheme for a ......... on the .......... Plans for student ......... on top of the ......... have been .......... Now there will just be the ......... alongside ......... facing the .......... A £32m ......... includes an ........., which ......... a long-running ......... over whether ......... should remain ........., and ......... to the bottom of .......... (this is a first go. I have no idea if this is too much or not...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Wrong board! Cool game though! I will attempt soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted June 16, 2009 Author Share Posted June 16, 2009 yeah. Nobody saw that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Article taken from Sheffield Telegraph Jayseven set out its stall this week with a crafty scheme for a wank on the go. Plans for student brothel on top of the university have been erected. Now there will just be the prostitute alongside Dan Dare facing the wall. A £32m blowjob includes an anal session, which after a long-running debate over whether Shorty should remain horny, and hairy to the bottom of his testicles. I realise that the last section doesn't actually make sense but at least I gave it a go. Hopefully this will get the ball rolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Article taken from Sheffield Telegraph Playboy Magazine set out its stall this week with a diabolical scheme for a pornofication of students on the school grounds. Plans for student recovery on top of the pornofication have been set into work. Now there will just be the parent body alongside Jack Bauer facing the adult magazine. A £32m recovery plan includes an Amish village visit, which continues a long-running debate over whether "Amish" should remain capitalised, and a year-long trip to the bottom of the ocean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted June 16, 2009 Author Share Posted June 16, 2009 Moogle gets a prize for the 'most obvious use of sheffield-based forumites' in his entry, but I'll give this to Dannyboy :P Lesson learned; my entry was too long, with too many blanks. You're up, Madster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I dunno if this is too long. I think we need to have something to work with. Headline and summary of an article in Los Angeles Times In ....., ..... rally after days of ..... A huge group of ..... to ..... gathers to ...... Across ....., the ..... holds a ...... ..... have reportedly died in ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted June 16, 2009 Author Share Posted June 16, 2009 I dunno if this is too long. I think we need to have something to work with. Headline and summary of an article in Los Angeles Times In Bel-air, at a cab-driver rally after days of whirling mirror-dice and spreading rare smells A huge group of guys who were up to no good gathers to chill, relax, and play basketball. Across west philadelphia, the Fresh Prince's mother holds a press converence. Her son, and his life-partner, Jazzy Jeff, have reportedly died in a playground where they spent most of their days. *moonwalks* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 *moonwalks* Not gonna lie, that is simply UNBEATABLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 You could at least try. For variety's sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Headline and summary of an article in Los Angeles Times In n-europetown, members rally after days of locked threads A huge group of people loyal to the cause gathers to storm moderator mansion. Across n-europetown, the n-european community holds a 3 day, drug and alcohol fuelled orgy of destruction and depravity. 8 billion have reportedly died in a token media exaduration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted June 17, 2009 Author Share Posted June 17, 2009 Win. It makes more than grammatical sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Agree with jayseven there. I think it's the best so far. If no one else really wants to play, I'll give this one to goafgoaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 wish id found this earlier! looks like fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Agree with jayseven there. I think it's the best so far. If no one else really wants to play, I'll give this one to goafgoaf. Since it's slowed down a bit, I'm going to assume myself to be the victor and post the next one Taken from BBC news: At the _______ of the _______, _______ said it was "time to heal the _______" of the _________. The new ______, opened five years behind schedule, houses _______ from the golden age of _______. ______ has repeatedly refused to return dozens of 2,500-year-old _______ housed in the ________. "Today the whole world can see the most important ________ of the _______, but some are missing," said ________. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 At the E3 Summit of the year 4610, Nintendo said it was "time to heal the gaming industry" of the hardcore gamers. The new New Super Wii Slim Fit Plus Plus Plus Connect 24, opened five years behind schedule, houses next to nothing from the golden age of gaming. Nintendo has repeatedly refused to return dozens of 2,500-year-old real gamers housed in the cryo chambers of New New York. "Today the whole world can see the most important part of history of the Great Nintendo Empire Of The Sun, but some are missing," said The Reggietron 9000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Amazing! No way that can be topped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Amazing! No way that can be topped. It doesn't look like anyone is going to try. If it's still the only entry in a day or so, I guess it will have to be the winner, which is fair since it's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Don't go without me! At the Half way point of the Orgy, Rolf Harris said it was "time to heal the Inflammation" of the Sore ringpieces. The new Dildo shop, opened five years behind schedule, houses Vintage Rampant Rabbits from the golden age of Clitoral stimulation. Dutch has repeatedly refused to return dozens of 2,500-year-old Choppas housed in the Black Mesa Lab. "Today the whole world can see the most important Aspect of the Bean flicking community, but some are missing," said William Hague. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Why did this die? I was quite enjoying it. If goafer isn't gonna pick a winner, I think jay should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I was waiting for any more entries. 2 is hardly a game! I declare Dyson the winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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