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Talk Like A Pirate Day (2 days to go). Yaaaaar!


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Ahoy me hearties!

 

Those who've seen me on msn should already know about this, but for the many people who don't, its basically an unofficial holiday where you talk like a pirate for the day obviously. This holiday occurs every September 19th (which is this Monday).

 

Any ideas for TLAP day? Post them here. Yaaaaaar!

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We've been celebrating this for ages, we made up Total Naked Priate day last Firday, it's been Talk like a pirate weekend today and we're looking forward to our brog on Moinday!

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That pirate day sounds pretty fun. I once wore an eyepatch and a fake pirate moustache for ages one day and loads gave me a funny look.

 

Take pictures and share the love.

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I doubt it, most folks just look at the soft porn and pictures telling you how to dress.

 

I buy it for the in depth articles on issue's within our entertainment society.

Well that was my excuse before I realised what shit FHM is.

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Ahoy there me hardies! Shiver me timbers! Arrrrrrr......

Gimme my booty ye swab, or I'll throw ye overboard arrrrrrrr.

'Tis the damn scurvy that be getting me timber-shivered!

 

I need to practice my pirate-talking abilities. I'll mention it to my friends on Monday.

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Best pirate chat-up line ever:

 

"Ye'Argh! Your booty shivers me timbers!"

 

Oh I beg to differ, Let me show you some of my Pirate chat up lines!

 

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

 

Yaaaar, and not a single one of them worked. I wonder why :heh:.

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Oh I beg to differ, Let me show you some of my Pirate chat up lines!

 

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

 

Yaaaar, and not a single one of them worked. I wonder why :heh:.

 

Ok, you win. Ye'argh :sad:

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Also not recommended is just before you're about to carry out the horizontal hokey cokey is declare "Yaarrrr - prepare to be boarded!"

 

I bet you end up with a patch on your eye to cover the huge bruise from a knuckle sandwich to the face haha!

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Ok, you win. Ye'argh :sad:

Ah don't be so down. These lines never seem to get me any booty. Maybe this year though...:heh:.

 

Also, does anyone know how to change the title of the thread? I can't seem to do it.

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