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Police Officer: *sigh* I know getting intimate with your pastries isn't technically illegal, but that still doesn't mean you should do it in a public place.

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Yeah, i don't think we are getting anymore entries on this one. Shame really, only 3 to choose from.

 

@Dannyboy\-the\-Dane wins this round.

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Client: "What's your favourite film?"

 

Hairdresser: "Reservoir Dogs"

 

Client: "..."

 

*'Stuck in the middle' starts playing on the radio*

 

Hairdresser: "Oh my god I love this song!"

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"Willst Thou Get The Girl, Or Whilst Thou Play Like One?"

 

Wait, that wasn't rejected.

 

"Here's the new iPhone. We can't be bothered coming up with new fake marketing words this time so....just buy it. We know you will."


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