S.C.G Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 "... exits are situated here, here and... here... also in the unlikely but nonethless very real possible chance of an emergency crash landing, the likelyhood of surviving is about the same as the success rate of a parachute deploying, of which you have not been allocated for this budget flight, thank you" 10charlol
Molly Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 (I think this one was on the actual show, so...awesome. may be some accidental plagiarism though) ...this is your captain speaking. Just to let you know, we do have an autopilot system so if any lovely ladies are interested in going mile high, im readily available.
Zell Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 "Good Morning Ladies and Gentleman, your captain for today is Abu Musab."
jayseven Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 "... we hope you enjoy your 12-hour flight. We are lucky enough to have McFly on board, who will be taking requests throughout!" *noooooooooooooooooooo*
MoogleViper Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 "There's snakes on this mother fucking plane!" Well when you put it like that...Im persuaded. How should we get the ball rolling? Well ReZ has shown me a few videos so I already know what you look like naked.
ReZourceman Posted October 15, 2008 Author Posted October 15, 2008 Well ReZ has shown me a few videos so I already know what you look like naked. I'll forward the ones Ive got of you to her now. Edit; Okay, she wasn't impressed. You got anything that makes you look bigger?
MoogleViper Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 I'll forward the ones Ive got of you to her now. Edit; Okay, she wasn't impressed. You got anything that makes you look bigger? In my defence it was cold. I've had a shave now so that should help.
ReZourceman Posted October 15, 2008 Author Posted October 15, 2008 In my defence it was cold. In a sauna?
jayseven Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 Geez, for ReZ to say that it's a small penis, you must be in trouble.
MoogleViper Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 In a sauna? That wasn't steam it was my breath. You're lucky to have seen anything at all.
ReZourceman Posted October 15, 2008 Author Posted October 15, 2008 Geez, for ReZ to say that it's a small penis, you must be in trouble. Not what you were saying at the meet, when you "by coincidence" went for a piss at the same time as me. You're lucky to have seen anything at all. You're right there. And it was on my 50" plasma.
jayseven Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 Not what you were saying at the meet, when you "by coincidence" went for a piss at the same time as me. That was my piss bush first, and I was trying to make you feel better. Sorry I poked you in the eye with mine.
ReZourceman Posted October 15, 2008 Author Posted October 15, 2008 That was my piss bush first, and I was trying to make you feel better. Sorry I poked you in the eye with mine. Like I said at the time, its okay. I was just suprised to see one that shape.
Molly Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 Hahaha! I almost feel guilty for being the catalyst of this. Rez you said those videos were between you and me!
ReZourceman Posted October 15, 2008 Author Posted October 15, 2008 Hahaha! I almost feel guilty for being the catalyst of this. This is some of the funniest stuff ever actually. Rez you said those videos were between you and me! Im a bad person. You know this.
MoogleViper Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 Rez you said those videos were between you and me! As was the camera.
ReZourceman Posted October 15, 2008 Author Posted October 15, 2008 As was the camera. LMAO! I declare this funniest page ever. (of any thread...bar the Dynastygal saga)
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 I feel like I'm missing out! Guys, you haven't forgot me, have you? :p
MoogleViper Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 I feel like I'm missing out! Guys, you haven't forgotten me, have you? :p No we haven't forgotten you, you're in the video. Man that chloroform was strong stuff.
ReZourceman Posted October 15, 2008 Author Posted October 15, 2008 No we haven't forgotten you, you're in the video. Man that chloroform was strong stuff. I didn't even think we'd have to, but Molly insisted.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 No we haven't forgotten you, you're in the video. Man that chloroform was strong stuff. Yeah, my head hurt a little the next day. But again, that may have been because of the 27 acupuncture needles in the back of my head. And was it really necessary to shave my head bald?
ReZourceman Posted October 15, 2008 Author Posted October 15, 2008 Yeah, my head hurt a little the next day. But again, that may have been because of the 27 acupuncture needles in the back of my head. And was it really necessary to shave my head bald? Well how were we going to get your head to look like a bell end otherwise. The black marker japs eye came off okay then?
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 Well how were we going to get your head to look like a bell end otherwise. The black marker japs eye came off okay then? Huh? They must have been rubbed off while we were at it, I guess. I didn't see any. By the way, I never got my cucumber back.
ReZourceman Posted October 15, 2008 Author Posted October 15, 2008 By the way, I never got my cucumber back. Yeah....err about that....we seem to have left it in too long....well long story short, I hope you like gherkins.
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