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"... exits are situated here, here and... here... also in the unlikely but nonethless very real possible chance of an emergency crash landing, the likelyhood of surviving is about the same as the success rate of a parachute deploying, of which you have not been allocated for this budget flight, thank you"

 

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(I think this one was on the actual show, so...awesome. may be some accidental plagiarism though)

 

 

...this is your captain speaking. Just to let you know, we do have an autopilot system so if any lovely ladies are interested in going mile high, im readily available.

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Yeah, my head hurt a little the next day. But again, that may have been because of the 27 acupuncture needles in the back of my head. And was it really necessary to shave my head bald?

 

Well how were we going to get your head to look like a bell end otherwise. The black marker japs eye came off okay then?

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