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"... exits are situated here, here and... here... also in the unlikely but nonethless very real possible chance of an emergency crash landing, the likelyhood of surviving is about the same as the success rate of a parachute deploying, of which you have not been allocated for this budget flight, thank you"

 

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(I think this one was on the actual show, so...awesome. may be some accidental plagiarism though)

 

 

...this is your captain speaking. Just to let you know, we do have an autopilot system so if any lovely ladies are interested in going mile high, im readily available.

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"Good Morning Ladies and Gentleman, your captain for today is Abu Musab."

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"... we hope you enjoy your 12-hour flight. We are lucky enough to have McFly on board, who will be taking requests throughout!"

 

*noooooooooooooooooooo*

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"There's snakes on this mother fucking plane!"

 

Well when you put it like that...Im persuaded. How should we get the ball rolling? :heh:

 

Well ReZ has shown me a few videos so I already know what you look like naked.

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Well ReZ has shown me a few videos so I already know what you look like naked.

 

I'll forward the ones Ive got of you to her now.

 

Edit; Okay, she wasn't impressed. You got anything that makes you look bigger?

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I'll forward the ones Ive got of you to her now.

 

Edit; Okay, she wasn't impressed. You got anything that makes you look bigger?

 

In my defence it was cold.

 

I've had a shave now so that should help.

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In a sauna?

 

That wasn't steam it was my breath. You're lucky to have seen anything at all.

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Geez, for ReZ to say that it's a small penis, you must be in trouble.

 

Not what you were saying at the meet, when you "by coincidence" went for a piss at the same time as me.

 

You're lucky to have seen anything at all.

 

You're right there. And it was on my 50" plasma.

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Not what you were saying at the meet, when you "by coincidence" went for a piss at the same time as me.

That was my piss bush first, and I was trying to make you feel better. Sorry I poked you in the eye with mine.

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That was my piss bush first, and I was trying to make you feel better. Sorry I poked you in the eye with mine.

 

Like I said at the time, its okay. I was just suprised to see one that shape.

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Hahaha! I almost feel guilty for being the catalyst of this.

 

Rez you said those videos were between you and me! :shakehead

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Hahaha! I almost feel guilty for being the catalyst of this.

 

This is some of the funniest stuff ever actually.

 

Rez you said those videos were between you and me! :shakehead

 

Im a bad person. You know this.

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As was the camera.

 

LMAO! I declare this funniest page ever. (of any thread...bar the Dynastygal saga)

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I feel like I'm missing out! Guys, you haven't forgotten me, have you? :p

 

No we haven't forgotten you, you're in the video. Man that chloroform was strong stuff.

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No we haven't forgotten you, you're in the video. Man that chloroform was strong stuff.

 

I didn't even think we'd have to, but Molly insisted.

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No we haven't forgotten you, you're in the video. Man that chloroform was strong stuff.

 

Yeah, my head hurt a little the next day. But again, that may have been because of the 27 acupuncture needles in the back of my head. And was it really necessary to shave my head bald?

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Yeah, my head hurt a little the next day. But again, that may have been because of the 27 acupuncture needles in the back of my head. And was it really necessary to shave my head bald?

 

Well how were we going to get your head to look like a bell end otherwise. The black marker japs eye came off okay then?

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Well how were we going to get your head to look like a bell end otherwise. The black marker japs eye came off okay then?

 

Huh? They must have been rubbed off while we were at it, I guess. I didn't see any.

 

By the way, I never got my cucumber back.

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By the way, I never got my cucumber back.

 

Yeah....err about that....we seem to have left it in too long....well long story short, I hope you like gherkins.

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