Cube Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 @Jimbob wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I win!!!!!. I'll post something up later today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Things you wouldn't want to hear in Police Custody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 "We'll let you out once they've found her. I can't imagine this Maddie will be gone for long." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 "Bring in Detective Mills." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Need more entries, leaving this open a few more days before i pick a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ville Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Police Officer: *sigh* I know getting intimate with your pastries isn't technically illegal, but that still doesn't mean you should do it in a public place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Yeah, i don't think we are getting anymore entries on this one. Shame really, only 3 to choose from. @Dannyboy\-the\-Dane wins this round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Yay! Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear At The Hairdresser's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 You said you wanted a "Wayne Rooney", right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Client: "What's your favourite film?" Hairdresser: "Reservoir Dogs" Client: "..." *'Stuck in the middle' starts playing on the radio* Hairdresser: "Oh my god I love this song!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 "Oops" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Eh... you only need one ear anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 "Sorry madame, but it appears I've mixed up your request with that of the balding gentleman with the new perm." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 "When i said a little off the top, i did not mean this" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 "I hope you're not allergic to dogs, because your hair is going to be cut by our trainee stylist Mr Blunkett." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 And once the head is fully shaved I'll be making the primary incision... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 And once the head is fully shaved I'll be making the primary incision... Winner! Though S.C.G's entry is a close number two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Thanks let's try this one: Rejected ad campaigns/slogans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 "Gillette, the best your Nan can get" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 23, 2012 Author Share Posted June 23, 2012 KitKat Because four fingers are better than one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 "Willst Thou Get The Girl, Or Whilst Thou Play Like One?" Wait, that wasn't rejected. "Here's the new iPhone. We can't be bothered coming up with new fake marketing words this time so....just buy it. We know you will." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 Nike, you should probably do it. McDonalds, I'm somewhat enjoying this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 BT. Connecting People. Sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikah Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 Mr Kipling murdered my family! > Yes, but he does make exceedingly good cakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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