MATtheHAT Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 Anyone else wanna chip in? Yes. But pics or it never happened.
Olympic Gamer Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 What is everyone else doing this Saturday? I am going out and I might get drunk on saturday night You just ruined this thread. Cough up a fiver to get this guy to pee on the girl for christs sake.
Emasher Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 I'm currently creating a PDF out of the thread. If anyone wants a copy PM me.
Caris Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 I'm currently creating a PDF out of the thread. If anyone wants a copy PM me. No thanks Emasher.
Olympic Gamer Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 I'm currently creating a PDF out of the thread. If anyone wants a copy PM me. No thanks Emasher. Much agree'd upon. Move along sir. Jack thompson jokes suit you better than PDF dealer
Emasher Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 I'm mostly doing it because someone asked about saving it earlier. If you don't want it, why post? Plus that wasn't a joke.
Olympic Gamer Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 Also, is it classified as necrophilia if the girl dies during sex? Or murder infact?
Caris Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 Manslaughter i would imagine, get banged up for a long time.
Olympic Gamer Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 Manslaughter i would imagine, get banged up for a long time. Jeez, fuck being in that situation. Be gentle King V.
LazyBoy Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 What is everyone else doing this Saturday? I am going out and I might get drunk on saturday night Thinking of organising an N-Europe mass lay now. Get it on in honour of the King's first trip to candyland. Anyone else? Also, is it classified as necrophilia if the girl dies during sex? Or murder infact? Nah I only got slapped with neglect. It was the second time we did it I got hit with the necrophilia charge.
Olympic Gamer Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 Nah I only got slapped with neglect. It was the second time we did it I got hit with the necrophilia charge. I'm literally lolling right now. Seriously, wheres the rep system on this forum? I need to flood this guy with rep. Give her one from me.= D Define one. Is it a spade? Suprise buttsecks? A good choking to put her in her place as a female? Oh laws this wont go down too well I imagine.
Emasher Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 Thinking of organising an N-Europe mass lay now. Get it on in honour of the King's first trip to candyland. Anyone else? Nah I only got slapped with neglect. It was the second time we did it I got hit with the necrophilia charge. Post of the month perhaps.
Jonnas Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 Holy crap, how did I miss this thread for so long? I've never laughed so much on the entire internet (Lazyboy is my new favourite person, now) I can't give any useful advice (I guess it's a bit late for that ), so good luck, man. If the entire thing fails, just come to Porto, and I'll give you a discount with an experienced brazillian hooker. She'll teach you a few things.
D-Day Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 If I say "Lion" does that help at all? Anyway, goodluck (seeing as today is now the day). And Olympic gamer, I believe it would just be classified as an unfortunate incident... in some respects :-P (its just jokes ) Oh, and I must comment on this epic trade off between Olymic Gamer and Lazy_Boy, I'll be lolling all the way to bed.
mcj metroid Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 it's time like this that you write funny words. I'll let depeche mode take this one over " I can't understand, why a man........ hates another man........help me understand" you see? it DOESNT MAKE SENSE! NOTHING DOES!
Guest Stefkov Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 Define one. Is it a spade? Suprise buttsecks? A good choking to put her in her place as a female? Oh laws this wont go down too well I imagine. Anything as long as it's entertaining enough to read. One question I'm not sure has been asked. Is this girl legal? I know it's not stopped some people ¬_¬ A bit of necropaedophilia going on here.I'm even more intruiged. If you have twitter things could be even better.
Olympic Gamer Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 If you have twitter things could be even better. I too am in favour of King V setting up a twitter. Looks like its the calm before the storm currently...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted June 28, 2008 Author Posted June 28, 2008 Dude, I'm just making sure everything is clean, deleting my broswer history etc etc I still got to go to the Brawl competition today for 11.15am o_0...She be here for about 9ish...So you'll know why I'm 'offline'.
Olympic Gamer Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 Dude, I'm just making sure everything is clean, deleting my broswer history etc etc I still got to go to the Brawl competition today for 11.15am o_0...She be here for about 9ish...So you'll know why I'm 'offline'. Are you going to piss on her, with a video or atleast a picture, in exchange for many fivers though?
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted June 28, 2008 Author Posted June 28, 2008 Are you going to piss on her, with a video or atleast a picture, in exchange for many fivers though? Sadly no, to all three
Olympic Gamer Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 Sadly no, to all three Well thats saved me a fiver then. You going to try suprise pooper tactics?
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted June 28, 2008 Author Posted June 28, 2008 You going to try suprise pooper tactics? Give me your number and it could always be arranged, I'm not too fussy.
Olympic Gamer Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 Give me your number and it could always be arranged, I'm not too fussy. Surely there is a misunderstanding here, I mean you giving her suprise pewper sex.
mcj metroid Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 Mcoy will offer one piece of advice. Mcoy thinks you're taking this whole ordeal pretty seriously as if this is going to only happen once in a life time. Mcoy would like you to consider this fact, Mcoy has checked world population statistics. When Mcoy checked the population was 6,706,339,584 rising by about 3 people per second. Mcoy has to say that is alot of people having sex. Not even counting protected sex where a couple does not want to have a kid. Mcoy is basically saying that you'll probably get hundreds of times to get yourself laid so don't treat it as if you mess up something it will be the end of the world. this man speaks the truth!!!!!!!!! ugh
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